Dear Jim Boeheim,
I’m not mispronouncing your name, am I, honey?
Good.
We hate to be rude down here. That’s one of the things you’ll learn about Greensboro when you come. And you will come, because this is the home of the ACC Tournament. Your new conference has a history, and we just love history.
No offense meant, but your question about where folks would rather see an ACC tournament — Greensboro or New York City — might be construed as, well, a little sarcastic.
I love New York, Jim. I love the crazy, busy bustle of people and the visual overload of Times Square. I love the Chrysler building with its art deco peak. Central Park’s greenery is an Eden amid the concrete and steel.
But after a few days, I start longing for the smell of honeysuckle. It grows wild here by the side of the road, offering its intoxicating fragrance to whoever happens by.
And, Jim, I need magnolia trees. Do you have those in New York City? Their lush blossoms are like satin, bigger than a dinner plate. They smell like lemons and good soil.
Down here, it’s soil, not dirt, and we grow things in it — strawberries, sweet potatoes, apples. We don’t fence off all our green. We live inside its landscape.
And the food? This is where pigs come to die so they can be made into barbecue and Neese’s Country Sausage.
We have a park, too. It’s a national park on the spot where Continental troops kept throwing themselves at the British army until Gen. Cornwallis was worn slap out. When he moved on to Yorktown, his forces were so decimated that he was forced to surrender.
If he hadn’t spent time down here, New York City might be called New London City, if you know what I mean.
Now, I’m not saying Greensboro is better than New York City. They’re too different to compare. Which is why your comments were a bit ill-advised. I’m sure you didn’t mean to be harsh. Maybe you’re just not as educated about Greensboro as you think.
So come on down. We’ll show you around and treat you like family. That’s what we do. Even if you are sort of acting like an ill-mannered cousin.
Not to be rude.
Love and bless your heart,
Susan
Susan Ladd is features editor at the News & Record. Contact her at 373-7006 or susan.ladd@news-record.com
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