The people at Fort Bragg are good at fighting. The Army Airborne and Special Forces troops stationed there are among the best of the best, and it is a privilege to have them on North Carolina soil.
When it comes to managing an appearance by a certain former governor of Alaska, however, it's almost like they're jumping out of the plane without parachutes.
The Fort Bragg Garrison scheduled a book-signing for Sarah Palin at its North Post Exchange on Monday and proclaimed the event "open to the public."
Then it apparently occurred to someone with stars on his or her collar that Palin's appearance could turn into a political event.
Really? Just because Palin is a politician who ran for vice president on the Republican ticket last year, who recently campaigned for a conservative candidate in a New York congressional race, who is seen as a possible 2012 presidential contender?
And whose book, "Going Rogue," is stuffed with Palin's political views?
"Our goal is to not have this turn from a book-signing into a political platform," Fort Bragg spokesman Tom McCollum said Thursday.
The means to achieve that goal, Fort Bragg decided, would be to bar the media from attending. This was particularly important to make sure no one would be incited to criticize President Barack Obama.
Yes, that could be awkward. Obama is the commander in chief. It probably would not please the White House if news stories from one of the commander in chief's military bases reported disagreeable statements about the commander in chief.
The trouble is, the media can't be excluded from an event that's open to the general public. So, by the end of the day Thursday, Fort Bragg was forced to rescind its order. But it noted in a news release that, during her 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. visit Monday, "Palin will only sign her book ... She will not stop signing to pose for photographs or personalize the book -- she will only sign her signature."
That presumably means the author won't make any remarks, read passages from her book or even answer any questions -- from the press or from book buyers. Can't take a chance that someone will ask something of a political nature. Will Palin be flanked by military police enforcing the edict? "No talking, ma'am. Shut up and sign." It promises to be a dull three hours.
If all this is necessary to guard against the threat of political talk at Fort Bragg, maybe it was a dumb idea in the first place to have an outspoken and provocative politician appear on the base. Like jumping out of an airplane without a parachute.
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