Man, have I gotten things wrong.
Reading this list of Stolley's Laws for what sells on magazine covers is an eye-opener. I can't believe I haven't discovered it before.
I seem to routinely violate these laws. We publish lots of stories about poor people and politics on the front page. Conversely, we don't publish many stories about movies or television there. The final two rules:
7. Anything is better than politics.
8. Northing is better than the celebrity dead.
Of course, I violated No. 8 most famously last week.
Well, that's got to change. So, young, pretty and rich it is! That, and dead celebrities.
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