"LOST OR STOLEN CAT!" screams the flier on the bulletin board in the Harris-Teeter on Friendly Avenue. "Max has been missing from the Guilford College area since Thanksgiving Day. He is black with a white chest. He is wearing a blue collar and a red X-mas sweater w/ tiny paw prints on it. If found, pease call...."
I'm guessing Max is neither lost nor stolen. I'm guessing he ran away. And wherever he is, that Christmas sweater ain't with him.
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