If you've been watching the Colbert Report you know that comedian Stephen Colbert is headed...somewhere...in..the...middle east...at...some point...to entertain our troops there.
He's not allowed to say where or when, but he recently reported to Fort Jackson in his home state of South Carolina for a day of basic training to prepare for the trip.
Who needs that Steve Martin remake of Sgt. Bilko when you've got this happening in real life?
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