Sometimes, you just can't bear the rules of the normal world and you gotta rip off your clothes and run, literally, buck wild.
Goofing around of Facebook today (it's work, really) we ran across this ad from a travel Web site listing the top 10 places to get naked (kinda NSFW).
But if you're looking to stay more local, there's always the Bar-S-Ranch. Though you might want to wait for some balmier weather.
Remember: "Naked" is simply not wearing any clothes. "Nekkid" is when you're not wearing clothes and you're up to no good.
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