The Joke's On You
THIS WEEK'S CARTOON 092509
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Welcome to the News & Record's "Jokes on You" page. Each week I'll post the new cartoon for your caption consideration (see above) and post the previous week's cartoon, the winning entries and all the other entries (see below). I will also try to talk a little about what I liked about the captions I chose and why I thought they worked. Feel free to post comments and ask questions. And remember, this is for entertainment purposes only, so please, no wagering.
LAST WEEK’S CARTOON
Great job everyone!
Another banner week full of A-list gags. The short-list (list of captions I pick for the judges to choose from) was HUGE! This may be the best week of entries ever. A couple even made me laugh out loud and that almost never happens. Big props to Tim T. and Darrell C. for their hilarious “Brokeback Mountain” references.
WINNER
"My wife's in the bedroom. Be quick and make it look like an accident."
Doug Clayton, Mcleansville
RUNNERS-UP
“Wait till you see the cockroaches.”
Bill Wallace, High Point
No, I'm pretty sure you want the termites next door.
Tim Tribbett, Greensboro
Please, for my sake, don't bring your work home with you.
Darrell Clark
"Must have been a prank call. No ant infestation at THIS nuclear power plant."
Kevin Little
“It‘s me Steve, you’re hallucinating again. You need to start wearing your mask.”
Tom Norman, Greensboro
'Nah We're Good.'
Matthew Cravey, Greensboro
Well you don't look anything like your picture on Facebook either
Jon Barsanti Jr, Hillsborough
"Thank GOD you're here! You should see the size of this spider!"
Charles Hughes, Greensboro
JR. CATEGORY WINNER
Why are you staring at me? I’m going to a costume party!
A. J. L.
Frazier Elementary
PSYCHIC MATURE ENTRIES:
“That’s not how you milk a cow!”
“Side effects may include rectal hysteria.”
“Megan’s Law? Officer, she said her name was Tiffany.”
“This year’s Star Wars convention will be held, appropriately, in the U.S. Virgin Islands.”
“Don’t worry, Mr. and Mrs. Dahmer. I’m sure Jeffrey will grow up to be a normal, healthy adult.”
“Side effects may include anal chirping.”
“And the winner of NAMBLA’s Michael Jackson lifetime achievement award is….”
“As a young boy, little Jeffrey Dahmer loved hanging around the local mortuary.”
“Side effects may include a rainbow urinary stream.”
“In a surprising twist, Maury Povich was arrested today for not financially supporting his 86 children.”
“Before an intimate gathering of family and friends, Peppermint Patty and Marcie were married in a chapel in Vermont.”
Bob Beitzel, Pleasant Garden
PSYCHIC MATURE JUNIOR ENTRIES:
“Poop.”
Bob Beitzel, Jr.
MATURE
Let's just say your wife has ants in her pants.
Darrell Clark
PSYCHIC ENTRIES FOR NEXT WEEK’S CARTOON (entries received before the cartoon even appeared)
What did I do for Talk Like a Pirate Day? I downloaded a cracked copy of Microsoft Office, a couple movies and the entire Beatles catalogue, all for free. Then I told everybody about it.
Ken Sheldon, Elon
BEST OBSCURE CULTURAL REFERENCE
Tell them if they call you off I'll give back the rubber tree plant.
Darrell Clark
“Ever see the movie “Them?”
Bill Wallace, High Point
Why, yes. I AM a cousin of Jeff Goldblum. How could you tell?
Ken Sheldon, Elon
Yeah 'Them" was the good ol' days.
Tim Tribbett, Greensboro
I can't quit you either.
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro
I wish I knew how to quit you !!!
Darrell Clark
Wrong Unit. Camponotus pennsylvanicus lives next door.
Jon Barsanti Jr, Hillsborough
BEST INSIDE JOKE
I need you to take care of a wise-guy cartoonist who forgot how many legs I should have.
J. C. Winkler, Asheboro
"Sorry...Mrs. Rickard isn't here right now...can I take a message?"
Bob Mannary, Greensboro
Bob Mannary, Greensboro
R U Sirius?
I'm sorry. The Rickard's live across the street.
Marcia Minsky, The GREAT #8 and Communications Officer of the OBRFC
Marcia Minsky, The GREAT #8 and Communications Officer of the OBRFC
BEST POEM
The queen’s stumped in her parenting role.
Raising well-behaved larvae’s her goal.
So just like Supernanny,
This Orkin guy Danny
Will get her pests under control.
Ken Sheldon, Elon
Orkin Man, Orkin Man
As you known, I'm not your biggest fan
but I need for you to do what you can
to rid our home of these humans
they're eating us out of house and home
please give them somewhere else to roam
In these hard economic times
we need ever crumb we can find!
And they never leave anything behind!
Nancy Nelson
OTHER VOTE-GETTING CAPTIONS
Have a heart pal! I have a wife and 10,000 larva!
Tim Tribbett, Greensboro
Hey Marge,come meet our new neighbor.
Tim Tribbett, Greensboro
If you need me I'll be around the piece of gum on the driveway.
Darrell Clark
We're friends but I wouldn't wear that around the other guys.
Darrell Clark
“They won’t be needing you anymore.”
Bill Wallace, High Point
SOME FAVORITES OF MINE THAT DIDN’T MAKE THE JUDGES CUT
Thank goodness. My kids are driving me crazy!
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro
"Hurry, my mother-in-law is ruining our Barbeque."
Joel Tuggle, Archdale
I'll go but I'm taking 50 times my weight in food!
Tim Tribbett, Greensboro
I wish I knew how to quit you !!!
Darrell Clark
I can't quit you either.
Tim Tribbett, Greensboro
“Vinny must have sent you!!”
Dennis R. LaJeunesse, Greensboro
"Half now, half after the grasshopper gets it".
Stephen Botts, Greensboro
Tell them if they call you off I'll give back the rubber tree plant.
Darrell Clark
SCHOOL ENTRIES
From Frasier, submitted by Louise Monroe
J. D: Dude, it’s not me. Why would you think I called Pest Control?
A.J. L: Why are you staring at me? I’m going to a costume party!
April A: Uhm, you know, I don’t want to make any trouble, so should I just lie on the floor and pretend to be dead?
Zachary: Come in. The pest is in the bedroom.
THE REST
"You're too late"
Lorraine Moretti, Burlington
1,) No thanks. I'm good.
2.) Thank goodness.My kids are driving me crazy!
3.) Wait here. I'll go get the owners.
4.) What makes you think they have a problem?
5.) Well,this is awkward.
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro
1.) I've got your money. Make it look natural.
2.) Hey Marge, you could have just asked me for a divorce ya know.
3.) Oh,#$%&.
4.) Uh oh.
5.)This costume was a great idea.They're finally ready to buy some pest control
6.) Business has been great since we got this costume.
7.) Liar,you don't have a candy gram !
8.) Define pest.
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro
1,) Wait here. I'll get them.
2.) You're not the pizza boy!
3.) Yeah,even I think they need a littlle help.
4.) Unless you have a giant anteater I wouldn't try anything.
5.) Can't we all just get along.
6.) Hey Marge,come meet our new neighbor.
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro
I need you to get rid of this kid with a magnifying glass.
Ken Sheldon, Elon
You have got to be kidding!
2. You MUST have the wrong address! 3. We have an army of pesky humans invading our chow line!
4. Sorry, I dialed the wrong number!
5. We need help ridding our kitchen off these pesky humans!
6. Wrong species!
7. We don't want to kill them, we just want to get rid of them!
8. Those humans are spoiling our appetite!
9. I tried just telling them to leave! 10. I'm allergic to humans!
11. Those humans are leaving their droppings all over the place!
Nancy Nelson
Yeah , he's here. Says Beyounce's video is the best of all time.
Michelle Watkins-Bowers, Reidsville
"My wife's in the bedroom. Be quick and make it look like an accident."
Doug Clayton, Mcleansville
My wife called you, didn't she?
Ken Layton, Carthage
Honey. . . Did you call for a Hit Man?
Ken Layton, Carthage
Come in. He's in the kitchen and he looks a lot like me.
Ken Layton, Carthage
Not really "pests" -- just family that never left after the July 4 picnic.
Not really "pests" -- just family that overstayed their welcome.
That's a nice lunch box you have there.
Joan Lux, Greensboro
Stop bugging me, you control freak !
You're the pest ! Stop knocking on my door !
You're invading my privacy, you know !
I'm trying to rest you pest !
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington
Can you get rid of aardvarks?
Ken Sheldon, Elon
I've got an in-law problem...
Can you do something about telemarketers?
Ken Sheldon, Elon
Are you stalking me ?
You rang ?
All you control freaks just bug me to death !
Till death do us part !
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington
No thanks, we don't want any.
Marlene Sanford, Greensboro
"I am the Lady of the house,wait until you see my Husband!"
"It looks like we both have but on weight since your last visit!"
"They said if you were to come by before they came home, to tell you, Terminex just left!"
Rick O'Reilly, Greensboro
"It looks like we have both put on weight since your last visit!"
Rick O'Reilly, Greensboro
"I am the Lady of the house,wait until you see my Husband!"
"It looks like we both have but on weight since your last visit!"
"They said if you were to come by before they came home, to tell you, Terminex just left!"
Rick O'Reilly, Greensboro
1."My mother-in-law refuses to leave."
2."Make it look like an "accident".
3."Did you say my wife hired you?"
4."Do you have anything strong enough to get rid of people?"
5."I just can't get rid of my mother-in-law."
6."My house is infested with in-laws."
7."My house is infested with my wife and her mother."
Paula r. Hairston, Greensboro
'Nah We're Good.'
Matthew Cravey Greensboro
Do you do people?
I need to get rid of a dog, a cat, and a couple of people.
Don Rankin, Greensboro
12. Humans are spoiling our picnic!
13. Humans Bite!
14. This will never work!
15. Are you an enviromentalist?!
Nancy Nelson
"I think you have the wrong address."
"We won't be needing you anymore. We've taken care of them."
"Gross. The bedbugs are really bad this year."
"I bet your big sister used to call you a pest, but you don't see me trying
to kill you!"
"Pest is such a strong word. I prefer the term parasite with benefits."
"We bought at the office."
"Really, it's true. PETA recently inserted an insect and arachnid clause."
"Do you have those chocolate bars with almonds?"
Kris Voy, Trinity
Welcome to my parlor!
Carol Mingia, Greensboro,
I need you to make a hit on my husband, Uncle.
Ken Sheldon, Elon
I'm sorry if I startled you. We're holding the annual Entomology Department costume party right now.
Ken Sheldon, Elon
Bug off, man !
Haven't you heard, I'm a protective species now ?
I already gave at the office, I know God, and I have a vacuum cleaner, so bug off !
I'll squash you like a bug !
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington
This darned kid keeps shaking the farm, destroying all our tunnels...
Ken Sheldon, Elon
Well, er, no-o-o...(ahem) I didn't call you. Everything's fine here.
Derek Gunn, Trinity
What makes you think I'm you're Aunt ?
I've already called the police and told them I have an intruder !
You're the real intruder here, not me !
The odds are against you, a million to one !
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington
I'm not your Aunt!
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington
Thank goodness you're here.Those kids are driving me nuts!
2.) I'll come peacefully.
3.) I'm a lot stronger than I look pal.
4.) Don't forget my cut.
5.) I couldn't help myself. They left a whole pound cake out for cripes sake!
6.) Oh crap! 7.) No,I'm pretty sure you want the termites next door.
8.)Trust me,you don't want to tick off the queen.
9.) I've won a FREE stay at some sort of ant motel?!
10.) Don't you have to read me my rights first?
11.) Ok Frank ,I'll run away screaming and you collect the dough.
12.) I turned on ESPN and all these big sweaty humans showed up.
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro
"Of all days, today? It's Sunday for crying out loud."
Curtis Cotton III, Greensboro
"Thank GOD you're here! You should see the size of this spider!"
Charles Hughes, Greensboro
You are making a pest of yourself.
James O. Durham, Greensboro
Why, yes. I AM a cousin of Jeff Goldblum. How could you tell?
Ken Sheldon, Elon
"Yeah, the Queens here, but I'm pretty sure she didn't ask to see you."
Matt Long, Summerfield
We're from the Government and we're here to help you.
It was an awkward first date, but Aunt Edna really felt there was a connection.
So, where'd you see the Aardvark?
Trick or Treat?
Phil Hayes, Hampton, VA
I guess you're not from "Welcome Wagon"
Gail Webster, Jamestown
"Surprise! It's your 'going out of business' party."
"You missed me at the steroid lab last year."
Steve Kindschi, Asheboro
Your chemicals won't cause me to lose any more legs will it?
J. C. Winkler, Asheboro
"Sorry, you're misinformed... I'm an Uncle."
"Have I exceeded my health care cap already?"
"Ain't nobody here but us chickens."
"How much to get rid of anteaters?"
Al Briscoe Jr., Greensboro
" The in-laws are back again..."
Seamus Briscoe, Greensboro
If I were you, I wouldn't be finishing off the leftover Cajun Surprise before going to bed.
Ken Sheldon, Elon
16. RAID !
17. Those humans have RAIDed our pantry!
18. Don't BUG me!
19. There's no BUGs around here only pesky humans!
20. It was a hostile takeover
Nancy Nelson
They came for the 4th of July picnic and never left.
It's my freeloading family -- they never left after the July 4th picnic.
It's my freeloading family -- they never left after the July 4th picnic.
They came for the 4th of July picnic and never left.
Joan Lux, Greensboro
"Must have been a prank call. No ant infestation at THIS nuclear power plant."
Kevin Little
Caption: "Thanks for coming. My wife is out of control".
Bob Fuller, Greensboro
1. " Are you sure, you have the right address?"
2. " Please come in, these people are pests."
3. " Whoa Dude! Check your address.
4. " Listen Pal, I did'nt call you."
Marion Gaymon, Greensboro
1. "Am I going to die?"
2. " Are you going to spray?"
Janiel Gaymon, Greensboro
Wrong house -- I'm just trying on my Halloween costume.
Wrong house -- nobody here but us chickens.
Wise decision not using your last name in your business, Mr. Kevorkian.
Joan Lux, Greensboro
I need you to take care of a wise-guy cartoonist who forgot how many legs I should have.
J. C. Winkler, Asheboro
R U Sirius?
Marcia Minsky, The GREAT #8 and Communications Officer of the OBRFC
I really need to put peephole in this #$%& door.
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro
"Hurry, my mother-in-law is ruining our Barbeque."
"Now, are there any side effects I should know about?"
"Just make it look like it was an accident."
"I don't want them killed, just break some thoraxes."
Joel Tuggle, Archdale
I had heard our grim reaper looked different.
2.) Have a heart pal! I have a wife and 10,000 larva!
3.) I'm sorry but the queen isn't taking any visitors today.
4.) Thanks for coming Dr. Kevorkian.
5.)Yeah 'Them" was the good ol' days.
6,) I need you to put a hit on someone.
7.) She's upstairs. Make it look natural!
8.) First the nuclear plant has a meltdown and now this!
9.) I'll go but I'm taking 50 times my weight in food!.
10.) Oh,sooo you don't like it when I come to YOUR home and reek havok!
11.) I know what you did last summer!
12.) Yeah, I have some in laws that have overstayed their welcome
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro
"Thanks for coming, we have a terrible human infestation."
"Are you sure you wanna do this?"
"Pinching yourself won't help - you're wide awake."
"It's payback time!'
"Round 2!"
"I don't know what you have iun that tank, but I want some more of it."
"This is your conscious speaking!"
Brandon Breeze, Greensboro
If our coworkers find out we're pals we'll be in a world of trouble
I can't quit you either.
Who ratted me out?
Whoa,scary costume ya got there Frank
Is this a Raid?
You say you have a luxury motel JUST for ants?
Thanks for coming. Did you know your kid has been using a magnifying glass on my boy?
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro
"She won't stop nagging me."
"My mother-in-law is visiting. Make it look like an accident."
Bob Beitzel, Pleasant Garden
Thank God! I thought you were from the IRS
Dean Tribbett
Rickard took off two of my legs. Waste 'im.
J. C. Winkler, Asheboro
Man....am I glad you're here! I'm just infested with these disgusting little humans!
Chris Marland, Greensboro
1. "This is really a BAD dream!!"
2. "We're new here.what's Pest Control?!!"
3. "Come in. We have a human problem!!"
4. "You're too late. We've taken over!!!"
5. "We're the new owners and won't need your services!"
6. "Vinny must have sent you!!"
7. "What infestation?!!"
8. "Nothing here!! Can you do the humans next door?!"
9. "I've been working out!!"
10. "My Queen wants to meet you!"
11. Queen? Queen? There's no Queen here!!!"
12. "It's true.There's a warrant out for your arrest!!"
13. "The Queen will see you now!"
Dennis R. LaJeunesse, Greensboro
"Whatever he's paying you, I'll double it."
"Why yes, I did use to hang around Jose Canseco's locker."
Joel Tuggle, Archdale
"My mother-in-law lives at 165 Locust Lane."
Karen Jones, Reidsville
Hey Tim, got a minute? Someone's looking for you!
Clark, we need you!
I'm sorry. The Rickard's live across the street.
Marcia Minsky, The GREAT #8 and Communications Officer of the OBRFC
I have a coupon for the "In-Law Special."
Cathy FitzGerald, Greensboro
1) “A bug crawled into my ear last week and I’ve had stomach pain for days … Why are you looking at me like that?”
2) “I hope you brought the good stuff you used last year.”
3) “I’m guessing the service contract is void.”
4) “I’m sorry, Mr. Wilson’s not available, he’s being digested.”
5) “If someone called about an ant problem don’t you think I’d know about it?”
6) “You really don’t want to mess with me.”
7) “Aren’t you a little old for trick-or-treat?”
8) “No, there’s no pest problem here - not anymore anyway.”
9) “You’re about twenty six mutations too late.”
10) “I bit the head off of the last guy who called me a pest.”
11) “It‘s me Steve, you’re hallucinating again. You need to start wearing your mask.”
12) “Thank goodness you’re here - there’s a giant spider in the bathroom.”
13) “The game’s on - you mind coming back in a couple of hours?”
14) “Tina called and said you killed her husband. We were suppose to have dinner with them tonight.”
15) “You scared me there for a moment - I thought you were my x-wife’s lawyer.”
Tom Norman, Greensboro
NO THEY LIVE UP-STAIRS
Edward Bickford
21. Stop bugging me!
22. Who ratted us out!
23. Well this is just peachy! (gray ants bore in peach trees)
24. Could you remove that big hairy long-nosed animal out back, it's sucking the life out of us?!
25. Rats!
Nancy Nelson
uh.... you're to late my mother-in-law's already left!!!!
kennth summerow, Thomasville
"Honey.....It's for you!!!
Teresa Blake, Greensboro
"Thanks for coming. We've got people in our pants."
Little, Kevin
"But I'm your great aunt."
"Why do you think I'm the one eating their steaks and roasts and pies?"
Joel Tuggle, Archdale
"Honey.....It's for you!!!
Teresa Blake, Greensboro
Try next door, no one here called you.
You must have the wrong address, there are no pests here.
Dick Ellis, Pleasant Garden
Um........ I was on my way out for a costume party, can you come back later?
Dean Tribbett, VA Beach
"My family just won't stop *bugging* me."
Ian Dovan, Greensboro
I'm having a problem with kids eating all my food
Honestly, I was just checking to see if the costume fit.
What did you expect at the "Roach Motel."
Quit bugging me.
Did my wife put you up to this?
The commercial is over - leave me alone
Wrong Unit. Camponotus pennsylvanicus lives next door.
I lost the other two legs in an incident at a picnic if you really want to know.
Of course I'm not an insect - insects have 6 legs.
This is carrying your entomophilia too far
Now you tell me that you are Myrmecophobic.
Well you don't look anything like your picture on Facebook either
I definitely have to change dating services.
Jon Barsanti Jr, Hillsborough
My friend from ACORN wants to know if you can do something about a couple of reporters….
John Lesesne, Greensboro
Who said I'm out of control ?
I think you got the wrong address !
Bugs have six legs, man ! Do you see six legs ?
Thanks, but we already have remote control !
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington
Please say Trick or Treat!
Why is Bill on the roof of your truck?
Actually I am a Formicidae, Pest is quite offensive!
Dean Tribbett, VA Beach
1. "I'm from outer space are you from what they call inner space?"
2. "No bugs here, just aliens".
3. Did DDT call you?"
4. Are you filling in for DDT?"
5. "I'm alien - are you earth man?"
Gerry McCabe, Greensboro
“It’s my therapist’s idea----he wants me to confront my fears.”
Kevin Little
I only agreed to one child, not hundreds!
DAN CUTCHIN, Greensboro
1. "Don't worry, this is just my Halloween costume."
2. "Take me to your leader."
George Cornett, Greensboro
"Something wrong?"
Cheryl Kidd, Greensboro
1) So....we meet again.
2) I've called you here to talk peace treaty.
3) What ever the owners are paying you I'll double it.
4) Have you no conscious ?
5) I don't want to do this but the lease requires it !
6) I don't care if we did go to college together you're not staying here !
7) Get in here before my neighbors see you !
8) What will our kids think ?
9) I know the job market is bad, but this is going to end badly !
10) What ever it was that you sprayed me with last time I want more !
11) The termites want me to have a talk with you.
12) I know how you feel. My wife ran off with an aardvark.
13) Remember, if the police ask, all you know is that you were hired to spray the apartment.
14) This is easier than a divorce.
15) Tell them if they call you off I'll give back the rubber tree plant.
16) Honey....it's for you.
17) This is a joke right.
18) This can end peacefully or it can end badly, it's up to you.
19) So much for " High Hopes."
20) No, you want the Anthony's across the hall.
21) Come on.....in-laws......am I right ?
22) Please don't judge me !!
23) Is that you grasshopper ?
24) If you need me I'll be around the peice of gum on the driveway.
25) You have gum on your shoe. Are you going to eat that ?
Darrell Clark
1) I wish I knew how to quit you !!!
2) So this is why you've been leaving before I get up !
3) I've got roaches.
4) I'm not suicidal, I've got roaches.
5) Who you calling a pest.
6) Would you step back so I can slam the door in your face.
7) Et tu Brutus
8) How do you face yourself in the mirror.
9) Careful buddy ! Remember I'm a thousand times stronger than you.
10) Did my neighbors put you up to this ?
11) I'm I on " Punk'd " .
12) I hope I live to regret this.
13) Let's just say your wife has ants in her pants. ( mature )
14) It's short for Anthony.
15) Please say " Trick or Treat " .
16) NOT !!!
17) If you really wanted to control the pest you'd talk to someone about the kids in 3A.
18) Please, for my sake, don't bring your work home with you.
19) Since the radiation blast I haven't been a fan of ants either.
20) You tell the neighbors that they can kiss my thorax !!!
21) FINE, I'll turn down the music.
22) Ha ha ! Adam Ant. Ha ha ! Never heard that one before.
23) Who said this building has a big ant problem ?
24) We're friends but I wouldn't wear that around the other guys.
25) I know you.......You're the man who killed my paw !!!!
Darrell Clark
Hey man, my friends only called you because they think
I'm a total pest.
Hannaneh Mirmozaffari
Just spray a little in the guest room. My in-laws are coming to visit.
Tim Tribbett, Greensboro
Sorry sir, you have the wrong address.
Don Rankin, Greensboro
"Will you present me at the Exterminator Hall of Fame induction ceremony?"
"Please be careful, you just stepped on an aunt of mine."
"I was hoping you were with the Lions Club, I need a broom to gather up crumbs."
"Thanks to you 'The Lost Ant Colony' opens in Manteo this month."
Gray Amick, Greensboro
Here's my entries for this week's cartoon:.
"I 'm so sorry that you had to come; it appears that they checked into the roach motel last night, and never checked out."
"It seems you've come for nothing; they all checked into the roach motel last night, and never checked out."
"Dr. Kevorkian, I presume."
"I think that if you took the time to know us, you wouldn't think we were pests."
"We just don't want it to look like a suicide."
"We were told that we got a last meal."
CC Cockerham, Greensboro
"There better be a pizza in that box".
"Half now, half after the grasshopper gets it".
Stephen Botts, Greensboro
"Wrong house, the H1N1 symp Toms live next door."
Gray Amick, Greensboro
"A Phone...yeah...this way..."
"Dang! You were supposed to be here by 12!"
"Phew! I thought you were with AmWay..."
"Well yes...I have found God...why do you ask?"
"No...my wife's not here right now...can I help you?"
"Well...I stepped out of the shower and a human ran out from behind the toilet...I was horrified!"
"Dang! You were supposed to be here by 12!"
"Phew! I thought you were with AmWay..."
"Well yes...I have found God...why do you ask?"
"No...my wife's not here right now...can I help you?"
"Well...I stepped out of the shower and a human ran out from behind the toilet...I was horrified!"
"Wait...let me guess...stuck in traffic?"
"Uh...little late no?"
"Sorry...Mrs. Rickard isn't here right now...can I take a message?"
Bob Mannary, Greensboro
"Uh...little late no?"
"Sorry...Mrs. Rickard isn't here right now...can I take a message?"
Bob Mannary, Greensboro
Oh……. they stepped out for a bit, I’m their Ant Hilda can I help you?
Dean Tribbett, VA Beach
I'm just saying if certain insects who can't keep the traps closed spent their last few moments twitching on their backs, The ant mafia would make it very lucrative for you. I've got your card
Hope
Umm... Would you like some tea
Taha Mirmozaffari
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