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Welcome to the News & Record's "Jokes on You" page. Each week I'll post the new cartoon for your caption consideration (see above) and post the previous week's cartoon, the winning entries and all the other entries (see below). I will also try to talk a little about what I liked about the captions I chose and why I thought they worked. Feel free to post comments and ask questions. And remember, this is for entertainment purposes only, so please, no wagering.

LAST WEEK'S CARTOON
I was afraid of this. I figured I would get a lot of "right to remain silent" and "trapped in a box" captions. I just didn't realize that would basically be all that I got. Talk about tough judging! They all started to sound alike. We decided to go with more original entries as winner and runner-ups.
And as always, first come, first served.
Hopefully, next week's more enigmatic cartoon will inspire more diverse captions.

I also have received the usual comments about the same people winning, why didn't mine win, etc. So, I'll take this opportunity to repeat our caption picking method.
I don't pick them. I could, but I'm too much of a softie and I would lean in favor of people who haven't won/placed a lot. So we have a total of 10 judges (including me, I do get a say-so) who get up to four votes a piece. They vote from a usually rather large short-list of the best captions that I pick so the other judges don't have to wade through the hundreds of entries we get. How many make the "short" list? This week there was 66. Yes, 66. Not so short, but I want to make sure anything even close to a good gag gets a chance. Except for me, no other judge sees the names of the entrants, only the captions. There is absolutely no favoritism. The same names keep popping up because they have a knack for writing a good gag. Don't agree with the judges? Well, all I can say is sorry, but most of them are professional writers. I can't think of a better qualification.
One thing you have to keep in mind is this: No matter how good your caption is, if we've also received 10 others that are similar, it just takes the edge off. And finally, first come, first served.

WINNER
"Just point to one and act like you're pulling on a rope to make him step forward."
Brent Wooten, Thomasville

JR. DIVISION WINNER
"They won't tell us who did it!!!"
Ciara Tolbert, Age 10

RUNNERS-UP
"Yes M'am, it's a real mime field out there!"
Pernell Collett, High Point

"They say mimes are the number one silent killer in America."
Don Byers, Greensboro

"We just want to get these clowns off the street!"
Joel Clark, Greensboro

You'll have to be more specific ma'am. They're all annoying.
Tim Tribbett, Greensboro

"Number 2! Please step forward and don't say anything."
Jay Moore, Jamestown

Maam, it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for!
Nancy Nelson

We're having a little bit of trouble finding an interpreter.
Joan Lux, Greensboro

BEST OBSCURE CULTURAL REFERENCE
"They won't tell us who did it!!!"
Ciara Tolbert, Age 10

"Just point to one and act like you're pulling on a rope to make him step forward."
Brent Wooten, Thomasville

"Number one freaked when I said, "There's never a Copeau around when you need one."
Stephen Botts, Greensboro

BEST INSIDE JOKE
Chief Wray,is that you?!!
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

If you think this is tough, on the web site they're not numbered !
( Line up is numbered in newspaper but not on internet, there is a difference. )
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington
Wow. Good catch, Frank

Hey.what happened to their numbers?
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro
Yeah, yeah, Frank told me …

Funny — they had numbers in the paper. I wonder where they went to on the blog.
Ken Sheldon, Elon
Sigh. You too, Ken?

Ma'am, we only have till noon Thursday !
We think they're all guilty of not picking your cartoon caption as the winner this week !
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington

We've called the UNC-G theatrical department for an interpreter.
We're surprised they strayed from Tate Street to your neighborhood.
Joan Lux, Greensboro

Which one is Tim Rickard?
Nancy Nelson

BEST/WORST PUN
"Yes M'am, it's a real mime field out there!"
Pernell Collett, High Point

Mime your own business!
Nancy Nelson

It's a Sign of the Mimes!
Nancy Nelson

"Your guess is as good as mine."
James E. Ferrell, McLeansville

"Alright mam...we prepared a Mime-Up for you..."
Bob Mannary, Greensboro

"If you're not sure, you can always change your mime."
"There's not a mime's worth of difference."
Stephen Botts, Greensboro

BEST POEM
"He's the one," said the woman once chased.
"You should throw him in jail post haste."
"I think no one should go,"
Stated Marcel Marceau,
"For a mime is a bad thing to waste."
Ken Sheldon, Elon

Here's our mime
crime line,
Their frowns
have turned our town up-side down,
They panhandle on our Broadwalk, They cover their faces with white to mask their identity,
Their movements and hand gestures can be obscene,
At best we don't understand what they mean,
They're just bold annoying pests, We put them in jail but they just get out on bail, They think they're smart with their ancient art, Their Silence is far from golden,
I would be very beholden
if you would point out who accosted you.
So I can cry Boo, Who!
Nancy Nelson

MATURE
Which one flashed his Marcel Marceau?
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

TOP VOTE GETTERS
"Just point to one and act like you're pulling on a rope to make him step forward."
Brent Wooten, Thomasville

"Yes M'am, it's a real mime field out there!"
Pernell Collett, High Point

You'll have to be more specific ma'am. They're all annoying.
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

We're having a little bit of trouble finding an interpreter.
Joan Lux, Greensboro

"We just want to get these clowns off the street!"
Joel Clark, Greensboro

"They say mimes are the number one silent killer in America."
Don Byers, Greensboro

"Number 2! Please step forward and don't say anything."
Jay Moore, Jamestown

Maam, it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for!
Nancy Nelson

We're holding them in a giant invisible box.
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

Be careful. A mime is a terrible thing to waste.
J. C. Winkler, Asheboro

"They're an easy gang to catch. This time I used a giant make-believe lasso!"
Kevin Little

Which one subjected you to substandard street theatre?
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

We're done with these guys. Send in the clowns.
Tim Tribbett

"We haven't been able to make any of them talk."
Brent Wooten, Thomasville

Number two, I need you to mime snatching a purse.
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

"He'll have a real box to contend with soon."
Brandon Breeze, Greensboro

"We didn't see any reason to tell them they have the right to remain silent. "
Joel Clark, Greensboro

THE SCHOOLS
(Only one this week ... disappointing ...)
Louise Monroe, Rankin school
Kionah F: Is number two the one who mimed you?

Chelsea D. Sosa: I think I'd better leave before they go down stairs and get away.

Taniya S: Let's interrogate these lunatic fools.

Sawyer R: Oh my gosh, I didn't know you put your suspects in boxes!

Amanda Christina Whitfield: It was the tall one. He called me 'the man' but he didn't really SAY it exactly.

Zaira G: Which one tied up your husband?

Ashlee Askew: Why is number two at five while the others are at six?

Thanh N: They all look the same, so pull and box them.

Holly R: Make a box so they won't see us!

THE REST
"Not so black and white, is it ma'am?"
CC Cockerham, Greensboro

"Try to think outside of the box."
CC Cockerham, Greensboro

1) " They're not talking !!! "
2) " Sorry ma'am, they're not talking ! "
3) " It would really help if you could identify one because they're not talking ! "
Joel Clark, Greensboro

Telling them they had the right to be silent felt kinda unnecessary.
2.)They're not talking.
3.)We're holding them in a giant invisible box.
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

"Number 2! Please step forward and don't say anything."
Jay Moore, Jamestown

Try to think inside the box
2.) Being a mime is crime enough if you ask me!
3.) Number two, I need you to mime snatching a purse.
4.)Mimes gone bad. Breaks ya heart doesn't it?
5.) Chief Wray,is that you?!!
6.)You'll have to be more specific ma'am.They're all annoying
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

"Sorry ma'am, but they have the right to remain silent."
Joel Clark, Greensboro

Just pick one. I'll make him talk.
Ken Layton, Carthage

It's Number 2. I never forget a face.
Ken Layton, Carthage

Now, ma'am. Which one held you prisoner in that invisible box?
Ken Sheldon, Elon

My "The Joke's On You" entry is: "Decisions, decisions."
Judy Riedel, High Point

I thought he was a gondolier until he climbed the imaginary stairs.
Could you have them perform the French National Anthem . . . in English?
But there were just so MANY in the streets on Marcel Marceau's birthday.
Could I petition the court for a non-gag order?
It was a quiet birthday party until they became so animated.
He put two fingers in my left ear and said some really obnoxious things.
Joan Lux, Greensboro

1) i need to see the palms of their hands
2) they all look the same, let me hear them speak.
3) its the one in the striped shirt.
4) all i remeber was that they used their hands
5) mam, i need you to identify him, we got no fingerprints.
6) officer i need some background music to help
7) can we get them to juggle?
8) the short one looks suspicious officer
9) all i remeber sir is that they boxed me in
10) can you have them put their hands on the window
11) mam, these were the only guys i could find that fit the description
12) i said they stole mine, not a stolen mime
tyler olson Greensboro
I liked numbers 3 and 7

1. Mum's the word!
2. How sad!
2. They all look alike to me!
Nancy Nelson

Officer, it most definitely was not "Mary Had a Little Lamb"!
I know a lewd and lascivious mime when I see one.
Can they do the other two parts of "Three Monkeys" -- "hear no evil, see no evil?
Joan Lux, Greensboro

CLINTON, BUSH, NOW OBAMA- WHERE'S THE CHANGE !!!!!!!!!!
LARRY KELLAM, HIGH POINT

Sorry ! We couldn't find four bald guys !
Hint ! One's here for the money, two's here for the show, three's ready, & four needs to GO !
Sorry ma'am, Chief says we can't afford four fedoras !
Ma'am, I can't make them smile, but you can three !
He's an artist alright, a con-artist !
Hint ! Hint ! His derby slant is different !
It's kind of like playing the education lottery !
Hint ! Ma'am, your guy has a different slant on life !
Ma'am, think you can make this barber's quartet a trio ?
No ma'am, you can't give them a bail out !
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington

4. Which one of this guys sexually harrassed you Maam?!
5. Did you get a good look at his face?
Nancy Nelson

Here is my caption for this week's contest:
"Yes M'am, it's a real mime field out there!"
Pernell Collett, High Point

Number One - act like you're trapped in an invisible box.
David Reed

If you think this is tough, on the web site they're not numbered !
( Line up is numbered in newspaper but not on internet, there is a difference. )
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington

6. Was he tall, short, fat or thin?
7. What did you say the prepatrator did on the sidewalk?!
Nancy Nelson

8. Mime your own business.
9.You say, you were miming your business when they approached you.
10. They say they were miming their own business when you started harrassing them!
Nancy Nelson

[explanation for previous entries -- Daggum, I thought the woman was speaking!]
You thought he was a gondolier until he climbed the imaginary stairs?
So you want them to perform the French National Anthem . . . in English?
Just a few of the ones celebrating in the streets on Marcel Marceau's birthday.
Are you certain he wasn't performing "Mary Had a Little Lamb"?
We get lots of suspects who won't talk.
Could you hurry up? We promised them pistachio ice cream after the line-up.
Maybe next time you'll hire clowns with honking horns for your kid's party.
I'll petition the court for a non-gag order.
I'm sure it was a quiet party before they became so animated.
He put two fingers in your left ear and said really obnoxious things?
Don't get hung-up on the fact their mascara has run.
At least they whine silently.
You must have sensitive ears to complain about these neighbors.
I agree -- the second from the left shouldn't wear horizontal stripes.
Joan Lux Greensboro

9. They say they were just miming there own business when you started harrassing them!
10. Mime your own business!
11. They have a right to remain silent!
12. Silence in this case is golden!
Nancy Nelson

No. 2 ! Could you stand on your tippy toes ?
They're all a spittin image of the bad guy !
No.1, 2, & 3 ... berets, left face !
Unfortunately, I hear they all sound alike too !
Don't worry ! They can't see you're having a bad hair day !
It's called a line up, because we make them toe that line !
Ma'am, I know it's not polite to point, but they can't see you !
Ma'am, please ! Your finger, their toes, so I can Go !
Kind of reminds one of that scene from, " The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly !
Watch for body language when I tell them about face !
Ma'am, you're not the only victim of identity theft here !
Looks like we have more than one victim of identity theft here !
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington

1.) Which one looted your imaginary house?
2.) Yes ma'am, I know they look really sorry but it's just a trick.
3.) If he was french we should be able to ID him by smell alone.
4.) We're having a hard time lifting prints from the imaginary gun so this is crucial..
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

No Ma'am ! No " Eni Mini Mighty Moe " allowed here !
Just remember, when you point that finger, there are three more pointing back at you !
Ma'am, I'll get you a hat too if you're feeling out of place !
Now you see why we perfer DNA and fingerprints !
I've always heard everyone has a double, but this is too much !
This must be Octa-Mom's first batch !
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington

"No fear, Ma'am -- they're all confined in an invisible box."
Joe Slone, Greensboro

It's easier when they're numbered, ma'am. Rickard was just trying to be difficult on computer !
( Rickard left numbers off drawing on computer. )
Rickard left numbers off on computer, it'll be easier now ma'am !
Ma'am, we only have till noon Thursday !
We think they're all guilty of not picking your cartoon caption as the winner this week !
Ma'am, are you sure you want to do this ? I hear they all got good lawyers !
Is your name in your beret ?
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington

Yes, they do look very similar, Mrs. Marceau.
Be careful. A mime is a terrible thing to waste.
J. C. Winkler, Asheboro

"Words can't express how bad we want this guy."
"You say he put you in an invisible box?"
"Will number one please step forward and not say something."
"As far as I'm concerned, this crime was unspeakable."
"They say mimes are the number one silent killer in America."
"He looked French but he didn't have anything to say?"
"Can I have a show of hands if you think you're not guilty."
"You don't have to say anything. Just point him out."
Don Byers, Greensboro

" So do you see any you may recognize"
" .... So which one of them stole stole your outfit"
Ryan Natal, age 12
I liked the stole your outfit one.

"Step forward number one and pretend to be trapped in a box."
"Just point to one and act like you're pulling on a rope to make him step forward."
"So I take it your purse was stolen at the Marcel Marceau tribute."
"We haven't been able to make any of them talk."
Brent Wooten, Thomasville

1.) It's always the quiet ones.
2.) Which one mocked you ma'am?
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro
I liked the simplicity of number 1. I was surprised this received no other votes.

We shoot all the Mimes anyway, so just pick one.
Dean Tribbett, Va Beach VA

1.) You'll have to be more specific ma'am.They're ALL annoying!
2.)Which one stole your Max Factor?
3.) Hey.what happened to their numbers?
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

1.) It's very hard to get a confession outta one of these guys!
2.)This is vital since our interogations went absolutely nowhere.
3.) They'll never rat each other out.
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

13. No. 1, Step forward and show us your hand gestures!
Nancy Nelson

I really wanted to host "What's My Line?, "but became a cop instead!
Bet those berets were made in China!
Where did you say he had a tatoo?
Frank C Leonard, Lexington

1,) If the beret doesn't fit they'll have to acquit.
2.) Not even their own mothers would bail them out.
3.) No,we can't let him go if he'll work your kid's party.
4.)We'll see how well that mime stuff goes over in the joint.
5.) Darn illegal french immigrants.
Tim Tribbett.Greensboro

"He said what?!"
"I don't think pretending to run off with your purse is a crime."
"He'll talk when he finds out how much time he could get."
"Apparently, he's not a snitch."
"He exersized his right to remain silent."
"He'll have a real box to contend with soon."
"Considering where he's going, he has the right look on his face."
"Number 3, turn left and pretend to hold a gun."
"I wonder if he'll plead the 5th in court."
"Apparently, he's silent but deadly."
"He's about to have a real box to try to escape from."
Brandon Breeze, Greensboro

"Ma'am---are you sure this the gang that stole your karaoke machine?"
"Gentlemen. You have the right----and the outfit---to remain silent."
Kevin Little

Funny - they had numbers in the paper. I wonder where they went to on the blog.
Ken Sheldon, Elon

1) " Number one, please step forward and pretend you are trapped in a glass box. "
2) " Just pick one ma'am . We're dying to use excessive force on them."
3) " We have ways of making them talk ! "
4) " Talk about your silent killers ! "
5) " Who ever the killer was used a silencer. "
6) " Don't worry ma'am, they're behind a real glass wall this time. "
7) " He has an alibi. He says he was trapped in a glass box at the time of the crime. "
8) " We just want to get these clowns off the street ! "
9) " We didn't see any reason to tell them they have the right to remain silent. "
10) " Kind of ironic isn't it ? Now they are stuck behind a real glass wall . "
Joel Clark, Greensboro

We're done with these guys.Send in the clowns.
2.) After you've looked at the mimes we'll send in the clowns.
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

"Which one spoke to you?"
"Why are they in black and white?"
"Madam, they always dress alike."
"Do you notice anything different about the shorter one?
"Your guess is as good as mine."
James E. Ferrell, McLeansville

We didn't have to repeat the Miranda warning.
They obviously took the Miranda warning to heart.
We keep hoping one of them will sing like a bird.
We're having a little bit of trouble finding an interpreter.
We've called the UNC-G theatrical department for an interpreter.
We're surprised they strayed from Tate Street to your neighborhood.
Any of these shoplift that big load of zinc oxide?
They were as close as we could get to your "pasty white" description.
Joan Lux Greensboro

One of them is silent but deadly!
2.) Which one made you suffer for his art?
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

"It looks like number two is going to plead the fifth."
"Now everyone turn left and pretend you're trapped inside an invisible box."
"No, by law, he does not have to impersonate himself."
"To get one to confess, we're going to have to think outside of the box."
Joel Tuggle, Archdale

"Alright mam...we prepared a Mime-Up for you..."
"Do you see the individual that held you against your will inside the invisible box?"
"Just tell us which one and he'll spend the next 20 years behind invisible bars..."
"Not so funny when the box is real huh fellas?"
"Mam...you DID know that the box wasn't really invisible, right?"
"You guys need to wipe that sad look off your face..."
Bob Mannary, Greensboro

The frowns, classic case of all dressed up but no place to go !
This isn't the circus, and they're not clowns !
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington

Maybe No. 2 was tiptoeing through your tulips.
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington

Take your time, they're not going anywhere!
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington

7. (correction) What did you say the purpetrator did on the sidewalk?
14. Lady, you've got to be kidding!
15. Which one is Tim Rickard?
16. Maam, it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for!
17. The Silence of the Mimes!
18. It's a Sign of the Mimes!
Nancy Nelson

"No. 1. Step forward and smile!
"No. 2. Step forward and say something, anything!
"I see! To ID the flasher, you want the pants dropped!"
"No. 4, Ms. Monk wants you to tip your hat right!"
"We rounded up these four but no one is talking!'
"Let me warn you. Their hand gestures can be pretty rough!"
Dennis LaJeunesse, Greensboro

Which one subjected you to substandard street theatre?
2.)Which one flashed his Marcel Marceau?
3.) Don't be afraid. They're behind a one way imaginary wall.
4.)Which one stole your eyeliner ma'am?
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

"Hmm, I don't know, can you have #2 become trapped in a box again?"
"Number 2, please do your 'stuck in a box' mime again."
"Our suspect has lawyered up - he's not saying a word."
"If you ask me, just dressing like that is a crime."
Mike Creech, Springboro, OH

"Number two, please step forward and pretend to be trapped in a box.
Reta

Normally we would ask them to say something ....
This is why we didn't use the color mugshots ...
Which one placed you in the imaginary box?
Sometimes it is not as simple as black and white ...
Number 4, tilt your beret to the right ...
Number two, don't slouch ...
I understand Ma'am ... Last week we had a line-up of Elvis Impersonators ...
Jon Barsanti Jr, Hillsborough

"Take your time. I don't mime."
David Downing, Greensboro

"Now remember, sometimes it's not what they say but how they say it."
"Sometimes you can tell by what they don't say."
Joel Tuggle, Archdale

"We're safe ma'am. I have them in make-believe ankle cuffs with an invisible wall between us."
I can't hold them if they've committed no actual crime ma'am, but good luck in your search for a strong, silent type."
Kevin Little

"Do you know what size box your assailant was in?"
Margie DiDona, Asheboro

19. The dog says woof, the cat says meow, the mime says....!
20. They've been muted!
21. Your point is mute!
22. No, none of them have confessed!
23. May we have a moment of Silence?!
24. A mime is a terrible thing to waste!
25. Maam, they're not talking!
26. Maam, they won't talk!
Nancy Nelson

1.)The old woman who lived in a shoe looking at a foreclosure sign and saying something.
2.)Rapunzel at the hairdressers.
Tim Tribbett

"Which one mimed to steal your purse"
ali williamson age 11, Summerfield

Kionah F: Is number two the one who mimed you?
Chelsea D. Sosa: I think I'd better leave before they go down stairs and get away.
Taniya S: Let's interrogate these lunatic fools.
Sawyer R: Oh my gosh, I didn't know you put your suspects in boxes!
Amanda Christina Whitfield: It was the tall one. He called me 'the man' but he didn't really SAY it exactly.
Zaira G: Which one tied up your husband?
Ashlee Askew: Why is number two at five while the others are at six?
Thanh N: They all look the same, so pull and box them.
Holly R: Make a box so they won't see us!

Don't mime a crime if you can't do the time.
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

We couldn't find three guys with beards, so we let the suspect shave.
We let him shave, because we couldn't find three guys with beards !
When I get four new golf balls, I pick my favorite number.
When I tell them to raise their hands, look for the one with sticky fingers.
Would you believe one of them is a girl !
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington

You've drawn " Four of a Kind", but remember, one's a "Joker ! "
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington

What not to wear...
Paul and Robin Timmins

I said a mime costume, not a clown costume!
Looks like the guy in the Hawaiian shirt did not get the memo!
What is Gabby doing here?
Rick O'Reilly, Greensboro

1. "Not to influence your choice, but number 1 pulled a gun on me 6 times this morning."
2. "We think number 2 ate all the evidence."
3. "Careful, they're the worst singing quartet I've come across."
4. "Please let me be the ‘bad cop' this time."
5. "Remember, they're inside an invisible, one way, sound proof glass cube."
6. "I don‘t think these guys are all there."
7. "Wow! How did you get them to stand still Ms. Bobbitt?"
Tom Norman, Greensboro

1. "...then he actually said, "Your place or mime?".
2. "Where's Waldo?"
3. "Actually, they can see you."
4. "Number 3, please step forward and do I'm trapped inside the invisible box again."
Cheryl Kidd, Greensboro

1. "What we have here is a failure to communicate."
2. "I feel like I'm at the zebra exhibit."
3. "I can see why she identified all four."
George Cornett, Greensboro

"They were hard to catch. Turned out their make-believe getaway car was a Mazaratti."
"They're an easy gang to catch. This time I used a giant make-believe lasso!"
Kevin Little
So close on the last one …

That is him officer, the one who looks like Marcel Marceau.
Maybe if I could just hear them talk it would help.
George Creech - Mason, Ohio

1. #2 step forward and pretend to steal a purse.
2. These guys aren't talking.
3. First clowns, now this.
4. We know you guys did it, just tell us how to get him out of the box!
5. Ma'am I'll need you to think outside of the box and tell us which one did it.
Eric Grimm, Greensboro

They gave their family name as "Loquacious."
Said it was part of their initiation into the "Talk is Cheap" gang.
Joan Lux, Greensboro

"They won't tell us who did it!!!"
Ciara Tolbert, Age 10, Julian

Which One's Michael Vick?
They all look alike!
Chris Seagraves 12 yrs old, Graham

"The other four couplets ran away from home to find the doctor who started this mess"
Louise

"If you're not sure, you can always change your mime."
"They sure are using that whole 'right to remain silent' thing pretty well."
"Normally, we have ways of making them talk."
"Whisper, because they only think there's glass here."
"Make a choice or they'll be back on the street in no time. Literally."
"There's not a mime's worth of difference."
"I know it's him officer. The gun he used had a silencer on it."
"Number one freaked when I said, "There's never a Copeau around when you need one."
Stephen Botts, Greensboro

It was all of them
That's the one!
Ask Number 2 to smile
It's none of them, the one we saw had a personality
Ronnie Seagraves, Greensboro

I can assure you #2 was wearing only his beret when he mooned me officer.?
This extreme mime movement? has got to stop, flashing at the church raffle is a crime.?
Mimes are getting awfully aggressive in this economy, #3 flashed me yesterday.?
Gray Amick, Greensboro

"Couldn't get a word out of 'em."
"You're on your own ma'am."
"Number 2 claims he was in his invisible box all day."
"Can you read lips?"
"They could crack any moment now."
"One of these things is not like the others."
Ian Knight, Greensboro

1. Could you ask each one to say something?
2. But he didn't say anything!
#8, (the Communications Officer of TOBRFC [The Official Brewster Rockit Fan Club])
Marcia Minsky
The few, the proud …