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Welcome to the News & Record's "Jokes on You" page. Each week I'll post the new cartoon for your caption consideration (see above) and post the previous week's cartoon, the winning entries and all the other entries (see below). I will also try to talk a little about what I liked about the captions I chose and why I thought they worked. Feel free to post comments and ask questions. And remember, this is for entertainment purposes only, so please, no wagering.

THIS WEEK'S WINNER
"All dressed up and no place to go." An amusing entry for last week's cartoon, right? Until you read that line a dozen times, then it seems less so. That sums up why your good caption didn't make the cut, and other, more bizarre ones, do.
Good stuff, though. A lot of nice entries had to be cut. See the blog. Also, some new names this time.
And to those who wished me a merry Christmas, likewise to you. To those of you who didn't: bah humbug!
By the way, just curious - how many variations did we get on the "All dressed up and no place to go" theme? (I got at least one more by snail mail) Anyone care to count?

WINNER
"Didn't you wear that last year?"
Eric Grimm, Greensboro

RUNNERS-UP
Did I ever tell you I'm Jewish?
Annie S. Greensboro

"So when did you get back from Mardi Gras?"
Joel Tuggle, Archdale

"Personally, I prefer the natural look."
Carl Niedziela, Pelham

"There's a lot of that going around this time of year."
Ed Deckert, Summerfield

"The invitation said casual dress!"
Kay Watterson

You're always over accessorizing!
Angela Roberts, Jamestown

"In the tree world we call this ‘going commando.'"
Don Byers

"Are you sure this was your first time playing poker?"
Kevin Little

I hope this is just a phase you're going thru!
Bryan Tribbett, Roanoke, Va.

BEST INSIDE JOKE
Are those some of Tim Rickard's new twisty bulbs?
Julia Johnson, Reidsville

Better this than a Sunday circular in the News and Record.
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

Whoa,yellow ,blue and orange! I hope they don't let Mr.Rickard decorate the family tree.
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro
Nope. My wife won't let me.

"I'm so desperate I'll even take last week's freaky light bulb."
Gray Amick, Greensboro

BEST OBSCURE CULTURAL REFERENCE
When he goes for your ornaments Cindy Lou Who will slap the cuffs on him.
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

"I practice Festivis!. Want to branch wrestle?"
Dennis LaJeunesse, Greensboro

"Oh, how lovely are your branches!"
Ian Knight, Greensboro
you know ... like the song ...

"Since I've housing a squirrel I'm pretty sure Clark Griswold will take me this year."
Gray Amick, Greensboro

BEST/WORST PUN
What you all spruced up for ?
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington

MATURE
See if you can spot a theme.
"Your balls are showing"
John LaFave

It takes a lot a ball to do something like that
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

2) Um, shouldn't your balls be lower? (sorry)
4) Cheer up, in olden days it was animal gentiles
20) Um, what's with the blueballs??
Bryan Tribbett, Roanoke, Va.

Nice balls.
Scott H. Douglas

BEST POEM
T'was the night before Christmas and in our small home,
Me and Grandma were there all alone.
When all at once there arose such a clatter,
I thought Grandma was snoring, so I threw my shoe at her.
I sprang to the window as fast as I could,
Five minutes later there I stood.
What to my watering eyes should appear?-nothing my glasses were still in my chair.
I could not see Him but i heard him say,
Merry Christmas Old Folks on this great day.
You may be young or you may be old,
and no matter what you have been told,
there is one thing I know to be true,
old Santa loves both me and you.
Don Rankin, Greensboro

Star light, star bright, first star I've seen to night, I wish I may, I wish might, I'm not getting any sleep tonight You do know after Christmas is over your branches will be stripped bare of those fancy baubles and beads and it'll be lights out and then I'll be so pleased!
Nancy Nelson

THE REST
1.)Well,aren't you the extra fancy special one!
2.) You're just asking to get beat up !
3.) It takes a lot a ball to do something like that!
4.)You're lucky! You could have a severed trunk sitting in a vat of dirty water!
5.)Tis the season.
6.) Bet you didn't see that coming.
7.) Some of your balls are bunched a little too close together.
Tim Tribbett, Greensboro
Good stuff as usual, Tim. Just nothing in particular stood out with our judges.

"All dressed up, and no where to go."
Steve & Hilda Martin, Mayodan
The first with this caption, but not the last by a long shot.

l. Wow!
2. Please turn off those lights, I can't sleep!
3. You light up my life!
4. You're the light of my life!
5. Pride goes before a fall!
6. I guess you won't be going anywhere this year!
7. All dressed up and no place to go!
8. That can't be good for the environment or our economy!
9. You are so beautiful to me!
10. You're the BOMB!
11. You're such a hottie!
12. You're grounded!
13. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!
14. You look ridiculous!
15. Are you leaving me?
Nancy Nelson

"Your balls are showing"
John LaFave

"I told you I have nothing to wear"
Julie Southall, Greensboro
Nice

1) To much "bling" you say!
2) That direction of those stripes make you look fat!
3) Trying to stand out again, I see !
4) What did I tell you about those balls?
5) Less is more!
Catherine Duke, Kernersville
Flirting with good stuff here, especially the "bling" one. Would have liked to have seen it re-worded.

I know it's the latest, but it makes you look fat.
Ken Layton, Carthage

"I thought I would try a more 'Jennifer Aniston' look for this year."
Jay Moore, Jamestown
Good, topical joke

1) "Feeling a little overdressed, are we?"
2) "I thought the invitation said 'casual dress'."
Dorothy Lanier, Pleasant Garden
A toss up with the runner-up, which got picked because it was a wee-bit shorter.

1. "Late night?"
2. "You should get that looked"
3. "Where did you go?"
4. "Didn't you wear that last year?"
Eric Grimm, Greensboro
good stuff

"OOPS!!! I forgot my skirt!"
Carol Masters, Colfax

Where's the Gold, Frankincense, and Myrrh ?
Heard the gold, frankincense, and myrrh are on the way !
Oops ! No presents !
It's the economy ! ( No Gifts )
Where's the Partridge ?
Somethings missing !
( No presents )
Something's not present here !
Hope they know only six shopping days left !
( N0 presents )
Only six shopping days left !
( No presents )
You need some underwear !
( Presents )
You'd look better with some undies !
( Presents )
Don't you feel a little barefoot ?
( No presents )
You're having a good star day !
Is that the Star of David or Star of Bethlehem ?
Santa will bring you some undies !
( Presents )
Wow ! Let's step under the mistletoe !
You look barefoot without them !
( Presents )
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington

But today is dress-down Friday.
Tom Sandin, Greensboro
"Casual" is a better term, I think.

1. "Aren't a little over dressed for the occasion?"
2. "Your balls are showing."
3. "Are those compact fluorescents?"
4. "Show off."
Eric Grimm, Greensboro
I like "Show off"

DRESSED UP. NO PLACE TO GO
N. D. REDMON, EDEN

"Psst, your garland slipped and your trunk is showing!"
"The invitation said casual dress!"
"The invitation said casual dress!"
Kay Watterson, Browns Summit

All dressed up and no where to go!
Sandra Lindsay-Hardge, Greensboro

"Does this garland make my hips look fat?"
Hayleigh Carroll, Greensboro

If you're an Angel Tree, where's the gifts ?
Where's the presents, Angel Tree ?
Missing something, Angel Tree ?
( Presents )
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington

" How richly god has decked thee ! "
You are all decked out !
Why are you all decked out ?
All decked and no place to go !
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington

"No sweetie, that outfit doesn't make your trunk look too big."
Kevin Miller

"Showoff".
Evelyn, Browns Summit
Showoff is good, just at least two others had the same caption.

16. Traitor!
17. I know how you feel, they did that to me last year!
18. We were born to be free!
19. Burn baby Burn!
20. Better you than me!
21. Uh, I notice you've gained a little weight!
22. All eyes are on you!
23. This is not the way to get my attention!
24. You have my attention!
25. You're such not a Plain Jane now.
26. I like your makeover!
27. Twinkle, twinkle you have a star!
28. Matchmaker has definitely made a mistake!
29. Opposites do attract!
Nancy Nelson
I liked "traitor", our other judges not so much.

" I must have missed the memo about formal attire!"
Pam Simpson, Oak Ridge

[musical notes]
"It's raining, it's snowing,
All your wires are showing."
All dressed up and nowhere to go.
Uh-oh -- they just let Fido out.
Nice outfit -- did it come out of an attic?
Joan Lux, Greensboro,
The last one was one of the last cut from runners-up. We liked the cattiness of it.

If that's what I have to do to come out, I'm stayin in!
If you think that's bad, just wait till they come back and chop you down!
Honey, can I just go to the party as a Pine?
Les, Sterling, Va.
I liked the last one

1.) No dear, I don't think those ornaments make you look fat.
2.)That should do wonders for your self confidence!
3.)Anything happen while I was asleep?
4.)You look FAAAAABULOUS!
5.) That reformed Grinch is out of control !
6.)Nice job Grinch bait.
7.) When he goes for your ornaments Cindy Lou Who will slap the cuffs on him.
8.) You clean up real nice fella!
9.) I'm feeling pretty insecure about my looks right now.
10.)Thanks for making me look bad, jerk.
11.)Oooooh,pretty!
12.)How you managed that by yourself I'll never know.
13.)Oh look,they're coming back with the cutest little hatchet!
14.)Want me to do your back?
Tim Tribbett, Greensboro

"Never mix dots with stripes."
"All dressed up and nowhere to go"
"Do you feel all important with a star on your crown?"
"Your garland is dropping"
"It's too late; they already made eye-contact with you."
"You're all spruced up!"
You're pining to be taken home, aren't you?
"Rogaine won't help prevent needle drop"
"Those decorations don't make you look fat."
Jon Barsanti Jr, Hillsborough

"Your trunk is showing."
Marsha Elam, Greensboro

"Hey Baby, Nice Bulbs!"
Brian Smith, Madison

Are those some of Tim Rickard's new twisty bulbs?
Julia, Reidsville

What you all spruced up for ?
Who you all spruced up for ?
You sure are spruced up !
You going to Church or something ?
Is that fragrance Timberline ?
What's that fragrance, Timberline ?
You clean up pretty good !
Wished I could look like you !
Hey, Hollywood !
Today a Christmas Tree, Tomorrow a Crappie Bed
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington

30. Glory, glory hallalujah!
31. You are my shining star!
32. Tis the season to be jolly!
33. Are you my present?
34. Santa thank you, thank you, thank you!
35. Try to be thankful and least you weren't cut!
36. Something smells like it's burning!
37. Stop flickering, you're bringing attention my way!
38. You're not exactly going green!
39. Better hope that dog doesn't do his business on you!
40. I'm shocked at your appearance!
Nancy Nelson

Your slip is showing.
Don Rankin, Greensboro

"Hey, your zipper is open"
Shelly Brown-Jeffy

Nothing artificial bout you !
Going indoors is a dead end !
Glad you didn't get a root canal !
Keep out, if you know what's good for you !
Staying outside, staying outside, is staying alive !
Staying alive ! Staying alive ! Outside !
Next year is my turn !
My turn next year !
It's fun taking turns each year !
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington

"Decided to come out of the closet, eh?"
Pete Dey, Greensboro

"mom always liked you best"
Jack Campbell, Greensboro
I was surprised how many of this response we got

1. You're always over accessorizing!
2. No, I will not turn you on.
Angela Roberts, Jamestown

We've had some complaints and your Chapel Hill gig was canceled.
Kemp Loy, Burlington
NICE! Too "inside" though.

1) Uh, probably not a wise outfit for this time of year.
2) Um, shouldn't your balls be lower? (sorry)
3) The other trees are starting to talk.
4) Cheer up, in olden days it was animal gentiles
5) Would you mind not standing so close?
6) That's the last time you go out drinking with the boys.
7) A little flashy, but kinda sexy too.
8) That'll teach you to make fun of the forest elves!
9) WHOA! Liberachi would be proud!
10) Next time you should scream right when they go to put the star on.
11) You should've bitten them!
12) Dude! You really look gay!
13) Never make a bet with a fat guy in a red suit.
14) Look on the bright side, at least you're not in someone's living room.
15) Uh, you might want to look in a mirror.
16) I can still see your bald spot in the rear.
17) If I were you I would leak sap on all their packages Christmas morning.
18) Well, the blue brings out your eyes, but the stars a little much.
19) I had a nightmare like this once.
20) Um, what's with the blueballs??
21) Better you than me buddy!
22) WHOA!
23) Dude, is that a candy cane stuck in your .....??
24) And just what have you learned from all this???
25) At times like this, I'm glad I'm Jewish.
26) You faired much better than the mistletoe!
27) Would I get slapped if I wished you a Merry Christmas?
28) I hope this is just a phase you're going thru!
Bryan Tribbett, Roanoke, Va.
And to think, this week you outdid your brother. Quit a feat.

"Look on the bright side, most of the time this happens postmortem."
"I warned you about falling asleep at a slumber party."
"Don't worry. It usually clears up by New Year's."
"I sure hope you're not contagious."
Brent Wooten, Thomasville
Those last two were really strong. Barely missed the cut

"All dressed up and nowhere to go again, huh?"
John E. Truitt, Greensboro,

1.)You do know it's March don't you?
2.) Dude,that was hard to watch!
3.)Those stripes make you look fat.
4.)It was like a car wreck.I just couldn't look away!
5.)Well shiver my timber.
6.)You really SHOWED them who's boss!
7.) That %$#*&*% Martha Stewart is outta control!!
8.)Tell me again how no one would ever degrade YOU like that!
Tim Tribbett, Greensboro

Do you really think you will get into the Biltmore house free dressed like that?
Tim Tribbett, Greensboro.

No honey-All the bling on that outfit doesn't make you look fat.
Aren't you ready yet? If we don't hurry all we'll find at Frosty's will be a top hat.
Danielle Carden, Greensboro

Plug it in ! Plug it in !
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington

1) Here comes the cat, good luck!
2) Don't mean to needle you, but you look like a gum ball machine!
3) Hey if I stick a quarter in you do I get a gum ball?
Dean Tribbett, Virginia Beach, Va.

1.) At least your head isn't stuck up a little angel's ass.(keister?)
2.)They covered up your thin spot very nicely!
3.)I can't believe that dog did that after all that work!
Tim Tribbett, Greensboro

I'm going green over you, envy green !
I'm going green because of you, envy green !
I'm turning envy green !
Me ! Envy Green ! Never !
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington

"So, what's with the party dress?"
Charles Cameron, Greensboro

Actually I WAS going to go to "Papa" Tim's Christmas party, but I don't have a thing to wear.
Bucky
Hi, Marcia! Oh, and Bucky! (Congrats on the costume contest)

"Office Christmas party?"
"What's with all the body piercing?"
"Excuse me...are you a Christmas tree or a Winter Holiday tree?"
"Weren't you in the Wizard of Oz? It's Judy, right?"
"I don't get lit. I'm a teetotaler."
Kris Voy, Trinity

"ooh you got the measles, better stay away from me."
Ted Watkins, Liberty

"That disguise won't fool anyone."
"Look natural, here comes the guy with the chainsaw."
"O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, your leaves are so unchanging..."
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, your decorations are so fakey..."
"All dressed up and no place to go!"
"When they bring the saw, don't look down, whatever you do, don't look down!"
"I think you're overdressed for the tree lot."
"I take you Greeny, to be my wedded wife..."
"Hold that sneeze, see what it did to me?"
"Sorry, but they won't stay on when they drag you in the house."
Rob Black, High Point
The hold the sneeze one was great! THE last cut from the runners-up.

1.)You're not contagious are you?
2.) Show off !
3.)Wow,I'm feeling alot better about my termites and dry rot now!
4.) Colorblind people really shouldn't trim trees.
5.)You're the talk of the forest!
Tim Tribbett, Greensboro

"This is the south, you may look like that all year."
"Halloween's over, why are you dressed as Liberace?"
Brandon Breeze, Greensboro

"Are you sure this was your first time playing poker?"
"This year, my emphasis is on inner beauty."
"It's my commentary on the crass commercialism of Christmas. That, and they ran out of extension cords."
"I'm saving myself for Arbor Day."
"Mom always liked you best!"
Kevin Little

"I thought we were going casual tonight."
"So when did you get back from Mardi Gras?"
"You know, fixed up like that, your branches are kinda' lovely."
"I know I'm plain, but you don't have to needle me."
Joel Tuggle, Archdale
# one was good too.

Did I ever tell you I'm Jewish?
Annie S., Greensboro
Well, you're all dressed up with no place to go!
Tom Shelmerdine, Greensboro

"...Uh... Ya left yer lights on!"
S.French

"So much for being an evergreen."
Phil Valla, Greensboro

1) " Your barn door is open...made you look ! "
Joel Clark, Greensboro
Welcome back, Joel. We missed you. The competition's fierce these days. Joining back in?

41. Bah, humbug!
42. Showoff!
43. Glamour Girl!
44. I prefer snow covered branches!
45. Watt happened to you! 4
6. I dare you to flash that dog over there!
47. I prefer au natural!
48. Forget Rudolph, Santa needs you!
49. Another Flasher!
50. You're dressed to impress!
51. The JOY is back!
52. JOY to the world!
53. PEACE, please!
54. You do know those things kill!
55. Good Grief!!
56. Some trees'll do anything during a recession!
57. Ho, ho, ho!
58. Merry Christmas!
59. Season's Greetings!
(Another ditty)Star light, star bright, first star I've seen to night, I wish I may, I wish might, I'm not getting any sleep tonight You do know after Christmas is over your branches will be stripped bare of those fancy baubles and beads and it'll be lights out and then I'll be so pleased!
Nancy Nelson

1.) My elves just bake cookies.
2.) Better this than a Sunday circular in the News and Record.
3.) I hear that cures itself in January.
4.) I know they itch but stop scratching them.
5.) I'm a tinsel kind of tree myself .
6.) You trees with OCD can't stand crooked ornaments can ya?
7.) Don't you just hate those drive by trimmings?
8.) Leaving you like that all year is just soooo tacky.
9.)Wait until you see what they put on your head.
10.) I wish you could see yourself in a mirror.
11.)Looks like you've got a christmas elf infestation.
12.) It's not the color scheme I would have chosen but to each his own.
13.) No, No you look fine,really.
14.)Whoa, yellow ,blue and orange! I hope they don't let Mr.Rickard decorate the family tree.
Tim Tribbett, Greensboro

1. "The admiration only last a few weeks. After all the gifts are opened the lights and glitter are removed and you're placed by the curb like a piece of garbage. "
2. "They ooh and aah now, but wait until you start dropping needles."
3. "I thought you said you were Jewish."
Noelle Polson, Jacksonville, Fla.
Jewish was good, but you were beat to the punch. twice.

"I decided to go green this year."
"Will you come back and tell me if there's really a Santa Claus?"
"On Christmas morning, you'll really have some presents about you."
"I came into the world this way, and I'm leaving this way."
"If God meant for me to have balls on my branches, He would have given them to me."
"The holiday season always leaves me feeling a little empty."
"Big plans at the landfill for the New Year?"
Kris Voy, Trinity
Liked that first one. Simple

"Some people have it....some people don't"
Nick Voy, Trinity

"Why does everyone HATE me?"
Lindsay Voy, Trinity

" I see you have jewels to go with your fir"
Eric Olmedo, Jamestown

* "Looks like someone has turned you on!"
* "Who trimmed your tree?!
* "I little too gaudy don't you think!"
* "Nice, but I am politically correct!"
* "It's pretty but on the 26th we will all be on the curb!"
* "I practice Festivis!. Want to branch wrestle?"
* "Nice set of ornaments!"
* "Careful. Those are cheap lights drawn on you. One short and you are up in flames!"
* "The lights allow me to see your bare branches!"
* "It was Frosty's magic from last week's cartoon!"
* "All decked out and nowhere to go!"
* "They dumped egg nog into the water tray and decorated while you slept!"
* "Next they cut you down and display you in town hall"
* "It was the Grinch!"
Dennis LaJeunesse, Greensboro

1. Your tinsel is showing.
2. All dressed up with no place to go.
3. What happened to your shoes?
4. You've got a skinny leg.
5. You wore the same outfit last year.
6. Yes, that outfit does make you look fat.
7. You dropped the ball again.
Marry Christmas!
Dick Ellis, Pleasant Garden

"There's a lot of that going around this time of year."
Ed Deckert, Summerfield, NC

Plug'er in, plug'er in !
Oh Tannenbaum ~ Oh Tannenbaum
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington

Didn't go green...Evergreen !
Cynthia Shores, Ramseur, NC

Yule beautiful !
It's not easy standing on one leg !
Yule got Tinselitus again !
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington

T'was the night before Christmas and in our small home,
Me and Grandma were there all alone.
When all at once there arose such a clatter,
I thought Grandma was snoring, so I threw my shoe at her.
I sprang to the window as fast as I could,
Five minutes later there I stood.
What to my watering eyes should appear?-nothing my glasses were still in my chair.
I could not see Him but i heard him say,
Merry Christmas Old Folks on this great day.
You may be young or you may be old,
and no matter what you have been told,
there is one thing I know to be true,
old Santa loves both me and you.
Don Rankin, Greensboro

1) Hey, your zipper is undone.
2) Nice balls.
Scott H. Douglas

60. You're showing your true colors!
Nancy Nelson

1) "A bit gaudy, don't you think?"
2) "You're the lights of my life!"
3) "So what are you doing NewYears Eve?"
Bill Beerman, Greensboro

"I still can't believe they picked you to be on MTV's 'Pimp My Tree'!"
Scott Linham, Greensboro

"Move along lady, this ain't that kind of neighborhood."
Joel Tuggle, Archdale

1.)Just grin and bear it.Our plan for worldwide domination is almost complete.
2.) Pretty festive pine cones ya got there neighbor.
3.) I know some aren't evenly spaced but you need to let it go.
Tim Tribbett, Greensboro
Number 3 came closest to being included by our judges

"Oh my gosh Madge, you're not wearing a skirt."
Joel Tuggle, Archdale

1. "Here comes someone with a hacksaw - run!"
2. "It's always about you."
3. "I think you have to actually know someone to get gifts."
4. "Don't move, you've got something on your…well just don't move."
5. "Here comes someone with a hacksaw - I hope you're happy."
6. "You're in denial again. You are not the Rockefeller Center tree."
Tom Norman, Greensboro

"Boy, do you take a long time to get ready!"
"Whatta you mean, do I think those make you look fat?"
"You do have a thing for bling."
"This year I'm ‘going green'"
"Do you come here often?"
"No, you're not just arm candy.'
"Don't you think you're a little overdressed, dear?"
"In the tree world we call this ‘going commando.'"
"Okay, no more choruses of ‘You Light Up My Life.' I promise."
"What do you expect from a Scotch Pine?"
"Yeah, well I didn't get a stimulus check!"
Don Byers, Greensboro
Great stuff, again Don.

"I see you've overcome your reluctance to use your stimulus check."
Kevin Little
Stimulus check is good, but Don beat you to it (see above)

PARTY? What party?????
Linda Burnette, Gibsonville

"Buddy, can you spare a bulb?''
'' Do you have undies under all of that."
"All substance and no electricity."
" A tree with no mouth and all the luck!"
"Don't look now, but here come the axe."
"Can you say Timberrrrrrrrrrrrr."
"Fatso, I told you would get pick."
"That what you get for being tall and sassy."
James E. Ferrell, McLeansville

"Your skirt is missing."
"If you didn't brag so much, I wouldn't have added the blue ornament."
"Oh, how lovely are your branches!"
Ian Knight, Greensboro

It wouldn't hurt you to spruce up a little.
Sandy Mendenhall, Greensboro

"Personally, I prefer the natural look."
Carl Niedziela, Pelham

1.)Way to take one for the team!
2.)Thanks for taking one for the team!
3.) My fungal blight keeps them off me.
3.)Do you feel pretty,oh so pretty?
4.)We're supposed to be a non denominational forest.
5.) I didn't think they could do that in a national forest.
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

"I'm so desperate I'll even take last week's freaky light bulb."
"I need to spruce up, you're making me look bad."
"Neglect the halls?"
"But I'm doing 'MTV's Unplugged' this month."
"But Governor Blagojevich promised to sell those decorations to me."
"Since I've housing a squirrel I'm pretty sure Clark Griswold will take me this year."
Gray Amick, Greensboro

"Look at You! All Dressed Up and No Place to Go!"
Vince Schooler, Greensboro