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Welcome to the News & Record's "Jokes on You" page. Each week I'll post the new cartoon for your caption consideration (see above) and post the previous week's cartoon, the winning entries and all the other entries (see below). I will also try to talk a little about what I liked about the captions I chose and why I thought they worked. Feel free to post comments and ask questions. And remember, this is for entertainment purposes only, so please, no wagering.

LAST WEEK'S CARTOON
This week's random comments.
Yet another Tribbett popped out of the woodwork this week. I swear, those guys are as numerous as Baldwins.
The most common subjects were global warming, Frosty and the phrase "The weather outside is frightful."
Bob Mannary graces the blog with not one, but two songs (sung badly out of key, I'm afraid.)
Kudos to many of you for thinking outside the box.

WINNER
"Police described the suspect as having a corncob pipe, a button nose, and two eyes made out of coal."
J. C. Winkler, Asheboro

RUNNERS-UP
"Tonight's Top Story: Frosty blinded by rising coal prices."
Teresa Cox, High Point

"Without the converter box, next year you will only see snow on your screen. OK, never mind."
Don Byers, Greensboro

Frosty's in the news again -- mishap taking ham out of the oven.
Joan Lux, Greensboro

…And that's the news. Stay tuned for the new reality show "Standing in the Yard."
Tom Norman, Greensboro

"The protesters claim that life begins with the snowflake."
Deadpan

Reports say our children are obese, don't worry, the sun is coming out.
Dick Ellis, Pleasant Garden

Spring and how it may affect you. Tonight at 11.
Tim Tribbett, Greensboro

BEST INSIDE JOKE
"In Local News...An Area Cartoonist Was Found Bludgeoned To Death This Morning In An Apparent Early Deadline Mishap. Scrawled In Ink On The Cartoonists Front Lawn Were The Words, "The Jokes On You!! We will bring you more on this story as it develops..."
Anonymous, Greensboro :-)
Sorry about that, Bob …

"The turkey from last week's cartoon has been upgraded to stable condition."
Gray Amick, Greensboro

Tim Rickard has asked Santa for a snowbunny in his stocking this year ! He says he's been good! (Just having a little fun)
Nancy Nelson
I have been good. But when I'm bad, I'm better.

BEST/WORST PUN
" Studies show that more kids are joining sleet gangs than ever before. "
Deadpan

BEST OBSCURE CULTURAL REFERENCE
"Professor Hinkle has been spotted in the city and is to be considered hatless."
Joel Tuggle, Archdale
My favorite in this category

Our investigative reporter has discovered that Burl Ives was not a real snowman.Holly jolly indeed!
Tim Tribbett, Greensboro

Bill Watterson was arrested today for the decapitation and mutilation of hundreds of snowmen.
And
Astonishingly a small boy named Calvin stands accused of the of the biggest snowman killing spree in modern times.
Tim Tribbett, Greensboro

"I'm Frosty the Snowman and you're not."
Bob Beitzel, Pleasant Garden

"Once the man was revived he shouted HAPPY BIRTHDAY."
Deadpan

MATURE
"Local Man Falls In Snow Blower and Dies With A Smile..."
Bob Mannary, Greensboro

And next, the connection between vasectomies and snowballs.
Fran Freeman, Greensboro

"Yellow Snowmen will be protesting for full public acceptation this evening". " Their leader says they are really pissed off!"
"Snow women are protesting the unchecked liberties being taken with their anatomies!"
"This station goes on record as being against the use of icicles to augment snowmen"
Dennis LaJeunesse, Greensboro

The new gang is dubbed "the yellow spotters", and have left their mark on snowmen across the country
Grady, Greensboro

"Scientists are now claiming it is unsafe to circumcise using an ice cream scooper."
Bob Beitzel, Pleasant Garden

"Traces of yellow snow have been found in area snow cream, please discard."
Gray Amick, Greensboro

BEST POEM
Rickard The Mad Cartoonist
BWAH-HA-HA-HA
(Sung To The Tune Of Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer)

Rickard The Mad Cartoonist....
Had A Weekly Cartoon Show...
And If You Ever Read It...
You Would Be The First To Know...

That Some Of The Weekly Entries...
Some Of Them All Sound The Same...
Some Of Them Make You Giggle...
And Some Of Them Are Quite Insane!

But On A Chilly Thursday Eve...
Santa Came To Say...
"Rickard With Your Cartoon Might...
Make This Contest Out Of Site!"

Then All The Locals Loved Him...
And The Shouted Out WooHoo!!
Rickard The Mad Cartoonist...
This Week The Joke Will Be On You!!
Santa Claus, North Pole

Jokes On You!
(sung To The Tune Of Jingle Bells)

Sorting Through eMail...
With Cartoon Pen In Hand...
Searching High And Low...
For The Best Gag In The Land.
He's Got This Weekly Thing...
This Thing He Likes To Do...
A Weekly Little Cartoon Gig...
It's called The Jokes On You!

Oh, Jokes On You, Jokes On You,
Whatcha Gonna Do?
When Rickard And His Cartoon Men,
Post One Just For You?
Oh, Jokes On You, Jokes On You,
Whatcha Gonna Do?
When The Comic Has No Words To Read,
He Leaves It Up To You!

A Day Or Two Ago,
I Started On This Song,
It Kinda Hit A Snag,
And Didn't Move Along.
I Cracked Open A Brew,
Well...Maybe Just A Few,
A Sat Down At My Keyboard,
And Wrote This Just For You.

Oh, Jokes On You, Jokes On You,
Whatcha Gonna Do?
When Rickard And His Cartoon Men,
Post One Just For You?
Oh, Jokes On You, Jokes On You,
Whatcha Gonna Do?
When The Comic Has No Words To Read,
The Punch-line's Up To You!
Bob (Santa Clause) Mannary

THE REST
1.)Today,global warming and how it can help you shed those unwanted holiday pounds
2.)Today's news is global warming. Great way to lose weight or slow ride to oblivion?
3.) There has been a wave of magic hat thefts in the triad area.
4.)Today,how a trip to the piece goods store can lead to a whole new you.
5.) The forcast for today is a balmy 45 degrees degrees so get those freezers ready.
1.)Carrots or buttons,the debate continues!
2.)The global credit freeze,a good thing?
3.)Spring and how it may affect you.Tonight at 11.
4.)In today's news corn cob pipe smoking is on the rise among teen snow people.
Tim Tribbett, Greensboro
Good stuff. As always.

And now for the weather--Another gorgeous day! Blizzard conditions, -39 degrees, with a chill factor that'll make it feel like -60!
It's so cold my nose froze off!
Ken Layton, Carthage
The first one got a vote from one of our judges.

1. Snow news is good news!
2. The weather outside is frightful!
3. Global warming has melted the polar cap!
4. Breaking news, Frosty has died.
5. President-elect Frosty has succumbed to heat exhaustion.
6. Be prepared for the impending heat wave, get plenty of dry ice and make sure your freezers are in good working order !
Nancy Nelson
I liked number two. But it really needed something else and several other people did the same thing.

"In Local News...An Area Cartoonist Was Found Bludgeoned To Death This Morning In An Apparent Early Deadline Mishap. Scrawled In Ink On The Cartoonists Front Lawn Were The Words, "The Jokes On You!! We will bring you more on this story as it develops..."
Anonymous, Greensboro :-)

"In other news, Frosty the Snowman melted away yesterday."
Jason Suttles, Trinity

7. In the financial news, Wall Street is getting a little flaky!
8. Due to the housing crisis the market value of igloos is declining rapidly!
9. Our snow banks are being bailed out.
10. Who needs autos anyway that's what feet are for! 1
1. It looks like there are plenty of newly elected flakes to run goverment!
12. Put that remote down, I need this job!
Nancy Nelson
Number nine was promising. But needed to be just a little more news-casty.

" Analysts say the world's credit freeze is affecting most everyone in today's economy!"
Alex Potter, Greensboro

"Next of kin sues local hot tub distributor---"
"Coal shortage causes layoffs at optometrist's offices statewide---"
Kevin Little
Nice.

13. It's getting hot in here!
14. The latest in extreme sports is snowball rolling!
15. On the job front, The Winter Olympics is looking for torch carriers!
17. With the food costs skyrocketing more people are eating snow cream!
18. More and more kids are staying in and making their snow people online!
19. With the demise of the Polar Bear, Snowpeople are now listed as endangered!
20. Please stop referring to me as the abominal snowman!
21. The News & Record wants help designing some gift wrap paper!
22. Dr. Mel is now turning living things into food?!
23. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!
24. Santa's been spotted taken a last minute trip to the Bahamas!
25. The lastest advice is to pay in cash and lay those gifts away. How is that going to help!
26. Yeti, yeti, yeti!
27. Jordon Lake is frozen solid, time to bring out those snow skis!
Nancy Nelson

"Tonight's Top Story: Frosty blinded by rising coal prices".
Teresa Cox, High Point

1.) Tonight at 11, yellow snow and why you should avoid it.
2.)Tonight,an inside look at teen snowpeople and their corn cob pipes. Just what ARE they smoking?
3.)Our own Suzie Snowcone with a look at weight gain due to heavy snowfalls.
4.) There has been a sharp increase in blow dryer related homicides.
5.)The rise in heating costs has sparked an increase in the theft of eye coal.
6.)In today's fashion news,top hats and scarfs are still trendy.
7.) In today's news Al Sharpton has urged a boycott of snowmen citing a lack of diversity.
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro
Good stuff

No snow in the forecast -- we can grill out tomorrow!
Frosty's in the news again -- mishap taking ham out of the oven.
Another global warming report -- "Population control, pure and simple."
Now that's a well-dressed newscaster.
That newscaster has a button nose just like my wife!
I don't think this newscaster will be around in August.
Love the news from Alaska.
That newscaster must shop at the clothing store where I shop.
Joan Lux , Greensboro
Some thinking outside the box this week, Joan. And it paid off.

1.)Tonight we look at snow cones.Cannabalism or just good fun?
2.)Tonight's focus is snow angels.Divine sign or hoax?
3.)There has been a recall on all imported chinese carrots.
4.) Electronics store Best Buy has agreed to lower store temperatures to keep snow shoppers from melting.
5.)Dirty slush and how to stop it.
1.)Two identical snowflakes have been discovered for the first time!
2.)Our investigative reporter has discovered that Burl Ives was not a real snowman.Holly jolly indeed! 3.)Frosty,fun cartoon or insulting stereotype. Report at 11.
4.)Fatal blows,our look at blow dryer related homicides
5.)A snowman has been reported missing from a Royal Carribean cruise ship. Authorities are baffled.
Tim Tribbett, Greensboro
One of our judges really liked number one.

28. Tim Rickard has asked Santa for a snowbunny in his stocking this year ! He says he's been good!
29. In the fashion industry, top hats are out, hunter caps are in!
Nancy Nelson

1.)Bill Watterson was arrested today for the decapitation and mutilation of hundreds of snowmen.
2.)Our report today will be in three segments,each smaller than the last.
3.)And now a report from Frosty, our foreign correspondent in the deserts of Iraq. Frosty? Frosty?Uh oh!
4.) Doctors report that thumpetty,thump,thump could indicate a dangerous heart arrhythmia in snowmen. 5.)Next,how to keep rabbits from nibbling your nose.
6.)Astonishingly a small boy named Calvin stands accused of the of the biggest snowman killing spree in modern times.
7.)The late Frosty's remains will be on view in a 5 gallon bucket this sunday.
8.)And now we switch live to Frosty at the Vegas furniture market.UH OH Why is his hat in that puddle?!
Tim Tribbett, Greensboro
I liked number 2. made me smile. We all liked number 7.

Police described the suspect as having a corncob pipe, a button nose, and two eyes made out of coal.
J. C. Winkler, Asheboro

1.) Doctors are advising all snowpeople to severely restrict their salt intake.
2.)In the news another lawsuit for McDonalds involving hot coffee.
3) The CSI team has identified the flakes on the crime scene as belonging to a local snowman .
4.) Relatives of the deceased elderly snowman have testified that his young spouse was a coal digger.
5)The following schools will be closed in anticipation of warm dry weather.
6.)Doctors are advising against overmedicating young snowboys with drifting minds.
We would like to remind all non snowpeople that it's legal to have a frosty drink but highly illegal to drink Frosty.(Trying to think outside the box here)
Tim Tribbett, Greensboro
I loved number 5.

"In bad news, a strong warm front is moving in from the south."
"This just in, carrot noses can cause cancer in snowmen."
"A scene from the snowman retirement home."
"The weather outside is frightful, but be careful, the fire is not delightful!"
"The busride to the Packers game will leave at 8am. The gametime temperature is expected to be a balmy 20 degrees below zero!"
"Unfortunately, the new administration is not open to one of our representatives serving on the cabinet."
"Global warming is my chief concern, if elected I will work toward global cooling."
"In the news, a new theory about global warming is that snowmen by the millions are being housed inside and raising the temperature daily."
"In a move by the United Order of Snowmen, the National Hockey League will be allowed to use 'snowman' in the names of hockey teams."
"A snowman would make a perfect astronaut - suited for the frigid temperatures of outer space."
"Hey Marge! Do we get anything besides this Snowman Network?"
"When I get home from a day out in cold, nothing is better than parking my bottom ball on the recliner and watching Frosty do the news!"
"With these crummy wooden arms, I can't pick up the popcorn or work the remote!"
Rob Black, High Point
Liked the snowman network, but the wrong guy is talking

"Yes, I'd like to be out of my gourd."
Andrew Marshall, Summerfield

A snowboy has become lost in the current blizzard. Authorities can find no trail of little Mark.
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

Darn, still to much snow! let me try another channel.
Dean Tribbett, Virginia Beach, Va.
Welcome, Dean. Great caption, but wrong guy is talking.

BugsBunny,clever rabbit or nose devouring psychopath.Film at 11.
Tim Tribbett, Greensboro

"As you head out in the morning, be careful on those salty overpasses."
"We encourage everyone to stay off the roads and sidewalks."
"We expect a significant population increase in the next day or two."
"We're expecting 6-8 inches of snow.great weather for you couch potatoes to get back in shape!"
"We're expecting 6-8 inches of snow.great weather to get back in shape!"
"Exclusive at Eleven: Baby-making Gone Wild!"
Marsha Elam, Greensboro
The population-extra snow connection was interesting. But needed different wording.

"Polls show that the words "Jolly" and "Happy" are out this holiday season"
"Tonight at 8 we explore "Silk Hats, Magic or Myth?"
"Our lead story. Global warning continues to take a grim toll on us"
"A coal shortage will limit the building of genuine snowmen this season"
"A local snowman was pulverized by a runaway snow blower!"
" and snowmen with legs may be in our future!"
"Try Artic Deep Freeze Villages for you summer home!"
"Tonight at 9 Father Flake examines "Snowmen and Reincarnation""
"Snowmen to Snow Cones". NEWS will examine this alarming practice at 7"
"Studies show that road salt is the leading cause of early snowman melt away!"
"Snowmen United is suing EPA to band road salt"
"Yellow Snowmen will be protesting for full public acceptation this evening". " Their leader says they are really pissed off!"
"Snow women are protesting the unchecked liberties being taken with their anatomies!"
"This station goes on record as being against the use of icicles to augment snowmen"
Dennis LaJeunesse, Greensboro

1-This news item reveals that much body heat escapes via the head. So wear a hat.
2-Lots of snowperson's noses contain vitamin A.
3-Letterman's studio is cold? He should be in here!
4-Be sure to eat WHITE popcorn for your complexion.
5-Next in sports: ice hockey scores.
6-Eyewitnesses say the brave hero was cool under pressure: he had ice water in his veins.
Max Harless, High Point

" Some Chilling News just Blew In "
"Here's the Hard Cold Facts ! "
" Freeze that Remote ! "
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington

"This just in: There is a coal shortage causing a run on real buttons."
"Frosty just revealed his new parsnip nose, causing a run on parsnips"
"Weather Alert: Aslan has returned - prepare for an early thaw." The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe
"Global warming is causing a run on air-conditioners for igloos - news at 11."
"Will President Elect Obama where a Top Hat at the Inauguration? Text your vote to 1600."
Surgeon General adds warning to those who enjoy smoking corn cob pipes while having a face made of coal
Michael Jackson's new nose is made of coal - news at 11
Jon Barsanti Jr, Hillsborough

1) Global warming is now the leading cause for snowman deaths in the US.
2) As you can see, 4 snowmen were trapped in a blizzard yesterday
3) If you have any information about the drive by hair dryer attacks, please call the station
4) In a recent study, "tanning" is the #1 cause of death in snowmen
5) The new gang is dubbed "the yellow spotters", and have left their mark on snowmen across the country
6) A recent poll shows 98% of you still believe top hats and scarves are the style to wear this season
7) To repeat, the term is now snowpersons, due to a recent discrimination lawsuit
8) Snow donors are being asked to help the less fortunate living in warmer climates this holiday season
Grady, Greensboro
Liked number eight

Frosty the snowman was tragically melted today, when his Army-issuedflamethrower backfired.
J. C. Winkler, Asheboro

30. With this blizzard, I sure would like to be inside eating popcorn and flipping the TV remote!
31. With our food price crisis all carrotnoses should be on alert! 11. It looks like there are plenty of newly elected flakes to run the government!
32. Children there will be no school tomorrow, that means you have extra time to finish that report on Iceland! 34. I'm melting, I'm melting!
35. These lights are murder!
36. Doctors are saying melting a few of those extra pounds is beneficial for our health!
Nancy Nelson

"Bus and juice truck collide---no survivors but city now boasts Guiness record for world's largest snowcone!"
Kevin Little

"This just in.Frosty admitted to local mental health facility after complete meltdown."
"In closing we'd like to give a shout out to a special friend, Al Gore."
"Some may find photos from our next story unsuitable for small children: The Spring Thaw."
"Today saw a chilling drop in the market, more salaries frozen, and CEO's walking on thin ice."
"Frosty the Snowman was cut today from Dancing with the Stars after apparently losing his silk hat."
"Without the converter box, next year you will only see snow on your screen. OK, never mind."
"Stay tuned after the news for tonight's feature movie, The Big Chill."
"Good news for those cutting back, due to the economy. Silk hats and red scarves continue in next year's fashion trends."
"It's looking like global warming initiatives have a snowball's chance in hell of passing this year."
Don Byers, Greensboro

This is a photo of the valuable snowman in a blizzard painting that was stolen in the recent art heist.
Tim Tribbett, Greensboro

Snowman anchor: "Up next, Global warming...New diet fad or Conspiracy population control?"
Walter J Moyer, Graham
Good.

1) When asked what he'd been doing all these years, Frosty replied "Just chillin'."
2) "For the last time, I don't have any news! Those kids just thought I looked cool holding this piece of paper."
3) "The sun was asked to comment about the class action lawsuit, but our reporter disappeared."
4) …And that's the news. Stay tuned for the new reality show "Standing in the Yard".
Tom Norman, Greensboro
We also liked number 2

"The little girl described her attacker as having 'a corncob pipe, a button nose, and two beady, evil eyes made out of coal.' "
"Tonight's weather forecast: 100% chance of golden showers in Frosty's bedroom."
"Police found the bodies of Frosty and Snow White in a dingy hotel room, dead of an apparent murder-suicide."
"According to family members, Frosty's dying wish was to spend eternity with his boyhood idol, Ted Williams."
"Frosty is accused of enticing the little boys and girls with the phrase, 'Hey kids, check out these snowballs!' "
"Al Gore is blaming the frigid temperatures on what he now calls 'globalcooling' "
"Scientists are now claiming it is unsafe to circumcise using an ice cream scooper."
"In stunning political news, newly elected President Obama has banned all playing of the song 'White Christmas'."
"Human rights groups are deeming the warnings against eating yellow snow as being 'highly racist' "
Bob Beitzel, Pleasant Garden

" Expect SNOW during Analog / Digital Period ! "
" Analog-to-Digital may bring SNOW ! "
" Could get SNOW in Analog / Digital Change ! "
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington
On the right track with number one, but phrasing is important.

"For the third time this year, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer has checked himself into rehab for alcohol abuse."
"Santa Claus continues to claim that Mrs. Claus' bruises were the result of 'an unfortunate accident.' "
"I'm Frosty the Snowman and you're not."
"And now back to your program, 'Eskimo Women Gone Wild'."
"Tonight at 11: How to protect your private parts against frostbite."
"As another sign of the failing economy, Santa's Workshop is asking Congress for a bailout."
Bob Beitzel, Pleasant Garden

1. Reports say our children are obese, don't worry, the sun is coming out.
2. Frostie has been admitted to the ER as a crow stole his nose.
3. Police arrested Frostie with stolen carrots under his hat
4. I am sorry to report that Friday will be sunny and in the 60s.
Dick Ellis, Pleasant Garden

"The only chill that'll stick around this season is the credit freeze."
Kris Voy, Trinity

Looks like we shop at the same clothing store.
Joan Lux, Greensboro

Doctors are warning all snowpeople to eat unsalted popcorn only!
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

Another prominent snowbank collapsed today despite government intervention.
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

We could be twins . . . except for the nose.
Joan Lux, Greensboro

37. Winter advisory: Be on the alert, snowman hunters have been spotted in NC!
38. Cold fusion is confusing to me!
39. It says we'll all be eating cold turkey this week!
40. The reason you don't see a pipe, I quit cold turkey!
42. My girlfriend gave me the cold shoulder yesterday and it still stings!
Nancy Nelson

"To repeat. Acme popcorn is being recalled because of high levels of rock salt."
"Professor Hinkle has been spotted in the city and is to be considered hatless."
Joel Tuggle, Archdale

"Pardon me for freezing on camera."
"The assailant was of wintry mix descent and was last seen drinking a Slushy."
"The turkey from last week's cartoon has been upgraded to stable condition."
"If your reception is clear, crisp and without snow we apologize."
"Our top story, a 'Rock Salt Warning' has been posted for the entire viewing area until 8 am tomorrow."
"Traces of yellow snow have been found in area snow cream, please discard."
Gray Amick, Greensboro

"Firemen suspect a non-faulty space heater."
"The incident took place in the tanning salon but so far, no body has been found."
Joel Tuggle, Archdale

"The suspect told police that she is as pure as the new-driven snow."
Joan Lux, Greensboro

"Frozen but alive, doctors now worry that he may gain two toes."
"We have an amber alert. Last seen in a cumulonimbus moving west."
Joel Tuggle, Archdale
Liked the first one. Weird.

"A family of four was lost today when they were tragically built on the sunny side of the street."
" This just in... The President has been melted."
" Our sports reporter was lost today while covering beach volleyball."
Brent Wooten, Thomasville
Loved the first one. It lost out on runners-up simply because it didn't fit the last space available, while its closest competitor did.

1) " This just in........ the weather outside is frightful. "
2) " The button-nosed candidate promised to work across the aisle with the carrot-nosed party. "
3) " With the temperature at a balmy 33 degrees, we advise everyone to travel only if necessary."
4) " A family traveling to Florida has disappeared without a trace. "
5) " It was first thought that it was murder, but it turns out somebody had turned the heat up. "
6) " Once the man was revived he shouted HAPPY BIRTHDAY . "
7) " Reindeer and sleigh tracks were found near the body. "
8) " They lost both parents to last weeks warm front. "
9) " We now have proof of life after winter. "
10) " We don't recommend any long term investments. "
11) " He leaves behind 3 young snowballs. "
12) " The protesters claim that life begins with the snowflake. "
13) " The crowd held signs that said " SNOWBALL FIGHTS ARE MURDER " .
14) " Studies show that more kids are joining sleet gangs than ever before. "
15) " Once again our lead story is Global Warming. "
Deadpan
Number three was good.

"Today, anti-cloning mobs attacked area ski resorts."
"Thankfully, his arm was re-attached in a successful twenty second operation."
Joel Tuggle, Archdale
Liked the arm one, but it needed a bit more exposition

Santa was arrested today for illegally spying on millions of children.
Tim Tribbett, Greensboro

Travel news -- Special holiday rates at the Witch's Broomhandle Nudist Colony.
Population decrease -- not global warming . . . Southerners' love of snowcream.
In this charitable season, consider donating your eyes to the Dept. of Energy.
Now a word from our sponsor -- Sno-White Cleaners.
Local news -- Opening his Christmas stocking, mean little Frosty, Jr., said, "How many more eyes do I need?"
Now the news -- no bailout for the Igloo Bank.
Firemen rescued Frosty, thanks to a clogged shower drain.
A public service announcement -- weatherproof your home before hot weather gets here.
The weather outside's delightful, but the fire inside is frightful.
And a big sale on hats and scarves at the local thrift store.
Joan Lux, Greensboro

"Due to my tendency to freeze on camera, this will be my last broadcast."
"...fortunately there were no injuries in the snow plow protest this morning."
Gray Amick, Greensboro

43. And to all a good night!
Nancy Nelson

"What to know before eating snow cream...details at 11."
"A recent study at North Pole University indicates that popcorn causes impotence..."
"Doctors recommend immediate attention should they appear blue in color or appear smaller than usual..."
"Local Man Falls In Snow Blower and Dies With A Smile..."
Bob Mannary, Greensboro