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THIS WEEK'S CARTOON

Next week, we're going to do something we haven't done in a while. It's called "Beat the cartoonist." I've written a few gags for this cartoon. See if your ideas match - or beat - mine (which will be posted on next week's blog.)

Send your entries to jokesonyou@news-record.com

Welcome to the News & Record's "Jokes on You" page. Each week I'll post the new cartoon for your caption consideration (see above) and post the previous week's cartoon, the winning entries and all the other entries (see below). I will also try to talk a little about what I liked about the captions I chose and why I thought they worked. Feel free to post comments and ask questions. And remember, this is for entertainment purposes only, so please, no wagering.

More varied entries than I expected, although the stale theme now smells like a two-week-old boiled egg. My favorite? "'The Jokes On You' is a ‘Joy For Me.'" from Aileen.
A rarity, this week, two winners. Usually, we pick the wording we like better or pick by first received. These similar captions were entered at the same time (one by snail mail) and it was impossible to choose between the wording of the two.

LAST WEEK'S CARTOON

WINNER
"If I lay them, why do you get all the credit?"
Kris Voy, Trinity

"I do all the work, you get all the credit."
Dorothy Sykes, Elon

JR. DIVISION WINNER
Are you sure this is the style these days?
Savannah Latham, age 10

RUNNERS-UP
"How would you feel if I painted your kids?"
Joel Clark, Greensboro

Stop hiding my kids!
Mike G., Greensboro

He was only 13 days old when he got that tattoo.
Joan Lux, Greensboro

"When you told me you were placing them in good homes I didn't know you meant like this!"
Kindale McKnight

I crossed the road to kick your #$%&*
Tim Tribbett, Greensboro

"There's an Amber Alert out for this one."
Gray Amick , Greensboro

How many times do I have to tell you, Don't put them all in one basket
Ronnie Seagrave, Greensboro

BEST OBSCURE CULTURAL REFERENCE
"Don't the need you back at the battery company?"
Kris Voy, Trinity

"Don't you have some Trix to chase after or something."
Brandon Breeze, Greensboro

You just keep going, and going, and going .....
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington

"Silly rabbit, chicks are for kids."
Gray Amick, Greensboro

BEST INSIDE JOKE
"This was supposed to be last week's JOKE!"
Chuck Norton, Reidsville
Yeah, the week off really made this seem dated …

When we finish up here we can go fishin' like Tim.
Joan Lux Greensboro

Tim, I see you've laid another egg!
This cartoon is starting to smell bad!
Rabbit, you need to plan ahead so we won't be stuck in old rotten cartoons!
Nancy Nelson

I think Rickard's losing it. He FORGOT he was going on vacation?
Ken Sheldon, Elon

"Of course Rickard claims he was on vacation, fact is the N & R forced him to go to a Cartoon Drawing for Dummies Seminar in Toledo."
Gray Amick, Greensboro

You're no Tim Rickard!
Tim Tribbett
Hmmm I need to create another category "BEST SHAMELESS PANDERING TO THE ARTIST."

Alright, but this is the LAST time. Brewster's getting suspicious!
Marcia Minsky #8
Communications Officer
OBRFC
Rockit-On, Number eight!

BEST/WORST PUN
I told you NO Refunds, NO Eggchanges
Nancy Nelson

"I'm no 'egg-spurt', but this one seems to have a hare-line crack."
Jim Schrum, Greensboro
Happy retirement, Jim

Coloring my kids is a big faux paz!
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

BEST POEM
Both the hen and the bunny's big race is
Getting eggs out to millions of places.
But their work over load
Makes them tend to explode,
So they wind up as two basket cases.
Ken Sheldon, Elon

Cluck, Cluck, cluck,
You're out of luck,
I don't take back eggs that have been boiled,dyed and cracked,
Now you're stuck
If you had of stayed on track,
you wouldn't be trying to bring them back.
Easter bunny, go away
and never again go astray.
With the our economy so Bad
waste just makes Mad!
Right now, I'm feeling a wee bit Sad!
Nancy Nelson

MATURE
I'm gonna cluck you up!
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I STUCK A MAGIC MARKER UP YOUR @%*& !!!!!
SAM PENRY, GREENSBORO

THE SCHOOLS
Rankin Elementary, submitted by Louise Monroe
Stan R: Why are you messing with my eggs, dummy the bunny?

Jimmy G. Orosco, Jr.: You are supposed to crack pinatas...not my eggs!

Kyara B: I don't want in on this Easter junk, so take your dumb egg back.

Thao Vi Huynh: My eggs are being thrown by a ...? a...? What ARE you?

Imani Campbell: You look stupid in the dumb bunny constume!

Nicholas Harden: Hey, do you know the labor I have to go through to get these eggs?

Ericka G: It's MY turn to sit on the eggs!

Olivia T: You're a danger to all of us mother chickens, jerk! Now get your fluffy tail out of here!

Jhakura O: Why did you steal my egg? Aren't you supposed to be GIVING them?

Sharee M: Bunny, you stole my wife's egg. That's why we don't celebrate Easter! Can't you tell the difference?

Jasmine Watson: Why have you taken my child, filled it with candy, and given it to another child?

Chelsea D. Sosa: Give me those eggs or I'll peck you!

Sawyer R: Why did you do this to my BABY?!?

Amanda Christina Whitfield: Keep them in order: Polly goes over there, and Fred is supposed to be right here... You know, just give thme to me.

Zaira G: Maybe they should change it to the Easter Chicken, you mammal!

Ashlee Askew: My babies are going to hatch, and when you hide them, they are going to walk away... just like I'm about to do with you.

Kionah F: You replaced my baby with an Easter egg with an IOU written on it!

Holly R: I'm not playing around with you. Let's get the quackers on!

HThanh Nay: Do you see this??? It's the property of hens!

"That's my baby you're talking about!!!"
Ciara Tolbert, Nathanael Greene Elementary, Age 10

Frazier school submitted by Louise Monroe
Ajay L: Why did you scramble my eggs, Bunny?

Arianna Faith Wright: Why do you do this to me? I get up to use the bathroom and the next thng I know, an ugly egg is where my kid should be!

Khaliq Williamson: If we're going Easter egg hunting, I'd better win or my wife will be so mad!

April Alcantar: Hen: What are you doing to my eggs?
Bunny: I'm the Easter Bunny.
Hen: Well, I'm not in an Easter mood after seeing you do this!

OTHER TOP VOTE GETTERS
In order
"Silly rabbit, chicks are for kids."
Gray Amick , Greensboro

My children are too young for makeup!
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

What's this I hear about boiling water?!
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

"So, it wasn't the fox in the henhouse after all!"
Libby Blythe, Greensboro

"Why do I have to paint them if you're just going to hide them?"
Joel Clark, Greensboro

"I lay 'em. YOU hide 'em!"
John Koppel, Greensboro

EVERY FREAKIN' APRIL!
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

"When you offered to do a painting of my kids, this is not what I had in mind."
Kevin Little

That's no way to pick up chicks!
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

"You can thank my leaky gall bladder for these reds and purples."
Joel Tuggle, Archdale

I know times are tough, but I cannot believe you tried to sneak Junior in there!
Debra Schaben, Kernersville

"Who gave you permission to paint up my child like this?????"
C. D. Cooper

Why do they feel so solid inside?
Tim Tribbett

"I go through all the pain of childbirth, and you're just here for the delivery!"
Kris Voy, Trinity

That's the last time you babysit for me pal!
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

Are you really with an adoption agency?!
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

"Did I mention I'm Jewish?"
Marsha Elam, Greensboro
This is here due to my lone vote. Pity, As I thought it was clever.

THE REST
1.) Sooo,the hidden babysitter camera was right!
2.) You tellin' me I don't know my own eggs?!
3.)Little Billy here was never part of the deal!!
4.)Stop calling me the octochicken!
5.)That's the last time you babysit for me pal!
6.) I was starting to think I was menopausal!
7.)Are those free range?!
8.)My children are too young for makeup!
9.)What's this I hear about boiling water?!
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

You're not dropping MY baby from a helicopter.
Every mother knows her own baby.
If you ever saw me lay an egg you'd keep your paws off.
What do you mean "leftovers" -- are you talking pickled beet eggs?
Joan Lux Greensboro

If you add a bit more beach. you'll get rid of these blotches.
Ken Layton, Carthage

I hope you appreciate the strain on my system to produce all these colors.
Ken Layton, Carthage

Do you lay these yourself, or do you import from China?
Ken Layton, Carthage

This is the last colored egg I am laying. That food coloring in my feed is killing me.
David Vaughn, Madison

Not worried about salmonella -- just other diseases from grubby little kids' hands.
His father wants him home NOW!
He was only 13 days old when he got that tattoo.
It's been humming "A Tisket, A Tasket" all day long.
It's not interested in participating in an egg roll.
OK, as long as it's the Grand Prize egg.
Joan Lux Greensboro

"Really Rabbit, our L'eggs fit your legs".
Richard Riedel, High Point

Oh Yeah! It may just be a game to you, but to me it's family
Pam Hart, Siler City

"I guess the rooster had designs on that chick"
Judy Riedel, High Point

"Are you the egg donor?"
"If I lay them, why do you get all the credit?"
"I go through all the pain of childbirth, and you're just here for the delivery!"
"I endure all the pain, and you go hoppin' down the bunny trail!"
"Hippity, hoppity, Easter's on its way!...Now listen here, Sonny!"
"How 'bout sticking to the little plastic eggs?"
"Foxes get all the flack for raiding the chicken coop, but how about the sweet little Easter Bunny?"
"The finger's always pointed at the sly old fox, but how about the sweet little Easter Bunny?"
"I want my septuplets back! I"m planning to be on the cover of People next week!"
"Have you heard of OctoMom? Well, I'm SeptuMom, and I want my eggs back!"
"Don't the need you back at the battery company?"
"I find your egg redistribution program a bit socialistic."
Kris Voy, Trinity

It's go time!
2.) Ever hear of plastic eggs?!
3.) If you want them to come out decorated you'll have to be patient!
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

"Really Rabbit, our L'eggs fit your legs".
Richard Riedel, High Point

"So, it wasn't the fox in the henhouse after all!"
Libby Blythe, Greensboro

I told you NO Refunds, NO Eggchanges!
2. You were supposed to drop these in the ball park for the egg hunt!
3. Easter Bunny, what do you mean you were watching the Basketball Final and just forgot!
4. It's not mine ,its plastic! 5. How would you like it if somebody cracked you open?
6. Now you want me to sit on it! 7. I'm dyeing to find out who laid this egg!
8. Listen up, it's a little late for Easter delivery!
9. It doesn't go with my new Easter outfit!
10. I prefer Chocolate!
Nancy Nelson

"Make it, take it", is the rule, bub!
Jon Cook, GSO

DNA will prove they are all mine
How many times do I have to tell you, Don't put them all in one basket
Give them back, rabbits don't lay eggs
Chicken or the egg, it doesn't say anything about rabbits
Ronnie Seagraves - Greensboro

I can't even have a girl's night out with you around!
2.) Are you really with an adoption agency?!
3.) VANDAL!
4,)They're my children not modern art!
5.)Why do they feel so solid inside?! 6.) What you're paying me is chicken feed!
7.) You colored them? I thought I had a hormone imbalance or something!
8.) The artwork gonna cost extra!
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

If it hatches, keep it away from the M&M's in the lawn.
ANONYMOUS, G'boro

"I'm no 'egg-spurt', but this one seems to have a hare-line crack."
Jim Schrum, Greensboro

"When you offered to do a painting of my kids, this is not what I had in mind."
Kevin Little

1 "I'm not going to say it again. The chicken came first!"
2."Why are you placing them all on their heads?"
3."You believed him when he told you that hopping around like that would make scrambled eggs?"
Stan Dymek, Summerfield

"I lay 'em. YOU hide 'em!"
John Koppel, Greensboro

I told you not to drink paint before you lay eggs
Jason Seagraves, Summerfield

I Told you NOT to let the peacock in the Hen House.
Mike Condon, Greensboro

I'm sick of you getting all the credit!
2.) No more rush jobs!
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

You've been eating Crayons again havn"t you?
Ronnie Seagraves Greensboro

"YOU'RE LATE!!!"
Chuck Norton, Reidsville

"YOU'RE LATE! Late, late, late. Late! "
Chuck Norton, Reidsville

"Of course I can make them, but the question is...can you sell them?"
Hal Koger, McLeansville

"This was supposed to be last week's JOKE!"
Chuck Norton, Reidsville

"YOU'RE LATE! This was supposed to be last week's joke! Stupid Rabbit!"
Chuck Norton, Reidsville

"You call this value added merchandise?"
Chuck Norton, Reidsville

"Who do you think I am, Fabergé?"
Chuck Norton, Reidsville

1.) I crossed the road to kick your #$%&*
2.)You're gonna think the sky is fallin' in a minute pal!
3.)EVERY FREAKIN' APRIL!
4.) If my eggs are too pricey use your little brown ones!
5.) I'm gonna cluck you up!
6.) You're turning me into a basketcase!
7.)Stop hiding my kids!
8.)That's no way to pick up chicks!
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

Dyed Eggs, Painted Eggs, what's the difference?
You're Fired, It's now " The Easter Chicken"
Which came first? The Chicken or the Rabbit?
Ronnie Seagraves, Greensboro

I'm good to eat before birth.
I'm good to eat after birth.
Gilbert Howell, Greensboro

This one was a pain in the rear; I'm keeping it.
Gilbert Howell, Greensboro

Tell me again,How does this relate to,Christ's Reserection,or Pass Over?
Mike G. of Greensboro.

HERE YOUR ORDER IS FINISHED
Mike G. of Greensboro.

3. It's going 2 cost you this year rabbit,the cost of my feed has doubled
Mike G. of Greensboro.

4. How is it rabbit,you get all the press, while I work my ah. off.For this 1 Holiday?
Mike G. from Greensboro.

So you're the 1 whose's been kidnapping my eggs,just don't let the octo mom get a hold of them.
Mike G. Greensboro.

"In the immortal words of Will Keith Kellogg---Leggo my Eggos!"
"Give'm all back, or meet The Easter Chicken---giver of lucky rabbit's feet!"
Kevin Little

"I thought I said Grade A brown."
Patrick Lineberry, Greensboro

I thought you wuz my peep!
2.) Don't put them all in one basket!
Tim Tribbett

"This was our BABY!"
-Susan, Greensboro

"Don't you have some Trix to chase after or something."
"Stay away from my eggs with your darn crayolas!"
"How'd you like it if I drew all over your 10,000 offsring."
"You and the Paz company will be hearing from my lawyers!"
Brandon Breeze, Greensboro

Is this coloring FDA approved?!
Tim Tribbett

Basic white not good enough for ya?!
2.) Those don't grow on trees pal!
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

1) dude, give me my kids back!
2) dude, how am i gonna tell which ones were mine
3) i dont want your eggs! i can get my own!
4) this is why i hate easter, people always stealing my stuff!
5) you said you were gonna bring my eggs back.....this is a fake egg!
6) until you deliver this one.......make sure you keep it warm.
tyler olson greensboro

Catch !
Missed this one by a hare !
This one was missed by a hare !
I missed being a mother-hen by a hare !
Hope your basket is insured !
Is that basket insured ?
I call it robbing Peter ( Rabbit ) to pay Paul !
I'm not putting all my eggs in one basket !
How would you like some egg in your hare ?
Chick Filet is not hiring, try IHOP !
Where's my egg money ?
You need a hare cut !
I'm keeping my Pedegg !
Those rabbit ears prove " The sky is Falling ! "
Collecting tortise eggs cost you the race !
One cage free is better than all yours !
You really do get up with the hens !
Want some egg in your hair, hare ?
My future is in your hand !
Think of the next generation !
You just keep hunting, hunting, hunting .....
You just keep going, and going, and going .....
Mine is cage free !
You're over the insured amount already !
Production is down a little !
I'll trade you for those rabbit ears !
You can't have my nest egg !
Nice disguise Foxy Woxy !
Your rabbit suit looks good Foxy Woxy !
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington

I don't care if your name is Cadbury, we're still not related!
Ken Sheldon, Elon

We never get a break during Easter !
Looks like you're having a bad hare day !
Only a hare brain would put all her eggs in your basket !
Hoppy Easter to you too !
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington
"I'm not eating any more paintballs--- get off your fluffy duff and color them yourself!"
Kevin Little

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I STUCK A MAGIC MARKER UP YOUR @%*& !!!!!
SAM PENRY, GREENSBORO

IF YOU EVER "BORROW" ANOTHER ONE I'LL HAVE YOU PUT ON THE EGGS OFFENDER LIST!
SAM PENRY, GREENSBORO

"Silly rabbit, chicks are for kids."
"There's an Amber Alert out for this one."
"I hope you and your rabbit ears are ready for the June 12th transition."
Gray Amick, Greensboro

1)"you do this every Easter and I never get the eggs back?
2) I saw you on America`s Most Wanted
3) We do all the work and you take the credi
4) The eggs were not part of the buy out plan.
John Lonergan, Whitsett

"Let me explain the term 'free' in free-range eggs, Bub!"
Kevin Little

No refunds on altered merchandise!
Tim Tribbett

6.Between us & the big white guy,we got a pretty good geg here,but I heard he didn't do well last year. But with the goiverment bail out maybe we might recover.
Mike G. of Greensboro.

The way Obamha is embracing Muslums,this might be our last geg Rabbit.
Mike G., Greensboro.

You're no Tim Rickard!
Tim Tribbett

Both the hen and the bunny's big race is
Getting eggs out to millions of places.
But their work over load
Makes them tend to explode,
So they wind up as two basket cases.
Ken Sheldon, Elon

Take a Break ? ? ?
We both can multiply !
Ha ! What can you teach me about multiplying ?
Can't we multiply together ?
Interested in a little shell game ?
Know a good brokerage firm ?
Think IHOP will have me, I'm leaving Chick-fil-A ?
No ! You don't share Ped Egg !
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington

11. You're late! You're late! For a very important date!
12. Is this a Cadbury Egg?!
13. The yolks all over you! 14. Did you get stuck in the Rabbit Hole again?!
Nancy Nelson

"Did I mention I'm Jewish?"
Marsha Elam, Greensboro

"What do I think?! I think you're giving Hannibal Lecter a good run for his money."
"Well, well, well.if it ain't the Cannibal King.."
Marsha Elam, Greensboro

I was expecting something more like a Faberge
You see how happy you are being cooped up all day ...
This egg artwork is not worth crowing about ...
Jon Barsanti Jr, Hillsborough

Do you ever take a break ? ? ?
Take a Break ? ? ?
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington

Quit spiking my chicken feed with Paz!
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

1. "Quick, hide these before my husband finds out I've been seeing a Peacock."
2. "Remember, hide this one where it won't be found for at least a week."
3. "Give me that! It's no wonder some chicks have abandonment issues."
4. "EGGNAPPER!!!!"
5. "If I have to drink another drop of food coloring, I'm going to be sick."
Tom Norman, Greensboro

"Get your dirty rotten Paas off of my eggs."
"You Pirate. Take me instead."
Joel Tuggle, Archdal

"You thought just because you decorated them, I couldn't identify my own?"
"Ever thought about laying your own?"
"Nice artwork, now clean them up!"
Ian Knight, Greensboro, NC

My Best for all the Rest!
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington

"You dumb bunny, I can't believe you used lead-based paint!"
Mike Creech, Springboro, OH

I'm not working for chicken fee !
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington

I'm telling you I don't color or dye the eggs I just eat M&Ms.
Dick Ellis, Pleasant Garden

"You rustlin' varmint, this one here is carryin' my brand."
"I don't think you can carry all your eggs in one basket."
"You don't have any idea what I've had to drink to get them like this."
Joel Tuggle, Archdale

I'll treat you to IHOP if you tell me where the golden egg is.
Let?s egg the tooth fairys house.
Did you know you won?t be able to pick up any signals with your ears after June12th?
I told you not to use lead dye.
Gray Amick, Greensboro

"Easter Bunny, my eye! I make these! Why is there no Easter Chicken?!!"
John Koppel, Greensboro

1) "For the last time, you are not the Easter Bunny !!! "
2) "Why do I have to paint them if you're just going to hide them ? "
3) "How would you feel if I hide you kids ? "
4) "How would you feel if I painted your kids ? "
5) "I'd better get them all back ! "
6) "Easter is a pain in the... !!
7) "I think you're a crazy rabbit with a Santa complex !! "
8) "THIS is what you do with them ? "
9) "How'd you like a foot in the cottontail ?
10) "Why don't you just come out of the closet ? "
Joel Clark, Greensboro

"How would you like it if I tattooed YOUR children??"
Ken Cockerham, Greensboro

"Your taking my eggs to the Octomom??!???"
CC Cockerham, Greensboro

"Ane lastly, this one is Bob....do NOT sit him on a wall like you did Humpty Dumpty."
Cockerham, Greensboro

This one has eight yolks. I call it octoegg. Please take it to you-know-who.
Cathy FitzGerald, Greensboro

15. Roosters don't lay eggs!
15. What do you mean my children are all spoiled rotten?!
Nancy Nelson

"The deal's off! You can lay your own eggs next year."
"Thief!"
"Here's the last one for the Octomom."
Brent Wooten, Thomasville

1. How am I supposed to lay the egg?
2. When you said go look for eggs I thought you meant chicken eggs!
Samantha Crosier, Jamestown age 11
Roy Crosier

" Do you find this funny... well DO YOU"
" Thanks alot, I already have enough eggs to care for, I don't need any MORE!!!!"
Ryan Natal, age 12

"When you told me you were placing them in good homes I didn't know you meant like this!"
Kindale McKnight

1.)Coloring my kids is a big faux paz!
2.)Silly rabbit,eggs are for chickens!
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

How would you like it if I dyed your kids?!
Tim Tribbett,Greensboro

"You can hide.but you can't lay!"
"Yeah? Well I don't give a rip what Cadbury says!"
"It was the chicken that came FIRST, buster!"
"What part of organic do you not understand!"
"If God wanted eggs to look like this I would have laid it that way!"
"And take that 'dumb bunny' look off your face!"
"YOU get all the publicity while I work for chicken feed!"
And don't try to pull that 'Harvey' stuff with me!"
Don Byers, Greensboro

Sorry, I don't do "designer" eggs!
Jerry Amos, Oak Ridge

Almost two weeks old -- these ARE rotten eggs!
When we finish up here we can go fishin' like Tim.
Two weeks later and we STILL haven't found all the eggs!
Joan Lux, Greensboro

And What kinda joke do you think this is!
Paul Seagraves, Graham

16. Tim, I see you've laid another egg!
17. I'm guessing emu! ( Hope you had a good vacation)
18. This cartoon is starting to smell bad!
19. What's a Cadbury?!
20. Rabbit, you need to plan ahead so we won't be stuck in old rotten cartoons!
Nancy Nelson

I think Rickard's losing it. He FORGOT he was going on vacation?
Ken Sheldon, Elon

Peter, I told you to bring low-fat! This is going to blow my diet!
Melissa K. Poteat, Greensboro

" Ok, so which ones did YOU put in my nest beacause I can't tell the difference"
" ... So the ones are the LEFT are the chocolate, oh snap don't i feel embarassed"
Ryan Natal, age 12

"Who do you think you are...Angelina Jolie!?"

Heli Benson, Greensboro

Are you sure this is the style these days?
Savannah, age 10

"Forget it. I am NOT putting all my eggs in one basket!"
Isabel Freeman, Greensboro

"Ain't no bunny gonna put all MY eggs in ONE basket!"
Mary Edwards Plybon, Greensboro

I'm sitting this one out ! ! !
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington

We've got to stop seeing each other !! My husband's already very suspicious.
David

"Unless you come up with tastier paint, you can hand-color your eggs yourself!"
Kevin Little

"That was not a buffet you just left, that was my henhouse!"
Marsha Elam

"Did I forget to mention I'm Jewish?"
Marsha Elam, Greensboro

Who said Don't put all your eggs in one basket?
Pat Hodges, Greensboro

The dye job gonna cost you extra!
2.) You egg stealing sPAZ!
3.)Wait til they're laid before you color 'em!
4.)Sharing a little credit would be nice!
Tim Tribbett

"You're a Rabbit.. a Rabbit!!!
This is outsourcing at it very worst!!!
What do you mean...consider this a bailout!!!
Vern Rodgers, Greensboro

"I am sick and tired of kids confusing my eggs for yours! Paint em! Maybe white."
"Oh yeah. You`re boyfriend gave me this."
"Stop stealing my eggs our I`ll scramble YOURS!"
Jr.division Jordan Frye,9

Let me tell you something Bunny Boy. You color one more? of my ?eggs, and you will spend the rest of your life in a briar patch!
Easter Bunny! Do you have any idea how silly you look?
What do you know about eggs?
Rick O'Reilly, Greensboro

Some hare keeps getting under my feathers!
Remember, you've lost big leads before.
Frank C. Leonard, Lexington

What are you talking about? These are Robin Eggs.
Paul Seagraves, Graham

And you think a dinner and a movie makes this ok!
Paul Seagraves, Graham

Look at the little M on each egg and that will prove I eat M&Ms to color my eggs.
Dick Ellis, Pleasant Garden

"Put your order in earlier, you dumb bunny?"
"Laying these colored eggs is killing me"
"Short of eggs!? Don't blame. It was your idea to outsource!"
"You want them hard boiled!? This was not in the PO!"
"If you are not satisfied, lay your own eggs!"
"You need glasses! I am not a goose and this egg is not golden!"
"I can't help it. The farmer made an omelet for twenty!
"I found this is the school playground. Is it still good?'
"Things are tough! My husband wound up in coq-au-van!"
"It's plastic. Cheap and good for multi events!"
"Remember! It is nature's perfect food!"
Dennis LaJeunesse, Greensboro

"Who gave you permission to paint up my child like this?????"
C. D. Cooper

21. We're downsizing you've been laid off!
Nancy Nelson

"I know it's an egg!! Duh!! But, all I'm asking you is what do you think came first, the chicken or the egg??"
Carol Manley, Eden

Have you been "Robin" eggs again?
Ronnie Seagraves, Greensboro

Alright, but this is the LAST time. Brewster's getting suspicious!
Marcia Minsky #8, Communications Officer, OBRFC

"I told you to stay off the carrot juice while you coloured the eggs!"
"You dumb bunny! You're supposed to HIDE the eggs, not collect them."
Heidi Huber

"You can thank my leaky gall bladder for these reds and purples."
Joel Tuggle, Archdale

"Of course Rickard claims he was on vacation, fact is the N & R forced him to go to a Cartoon Drawing for Dummies Seminar in Toledo."
Gray Amick, Greensboro