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By Lorraine Ahearn

August 29, 2008

What happened to sweet Barbie?

When last we left America’s favorite plastic female icon — no, not Paris Hilton — she was in the throes of the great toy scare of Aught Seven, and things were bleak. Barbie’s accessories, furniture, even her pets were being recalled for lead-paint... Read More

August 27, 2008

Doctors warn: Check fat in that 'power shake'

We hear a lot about what overweight Americans eat, but a group of physicians has uncovered alarming evidence as to a related question: What have we been drinking? After a look in this space last Wednesday at the War Between the Doughnuts — Krispy Kreme... Read More

August 24, 2008

Politics of crude: Pandering for oil off N.C.’s coast

Hunched over this single task, Suzzy has been working all afternoon building the sand fortress, blind to the tide coming in behind her sunburned back. So when the inevitable surge flattens every tower and parapet, fills in the moat and leaves the beach a... Read More

August 20, 2008

Ahearn: Decision '08: Better to 'Dunk' or stay 'Krispy'?

Face it. Reporters are only human. And at a historic moment such as this, it's hard not to be swayed. Even the most hard-bitten and objective can stumble, succumbing to a bias that alienates us from the office coffee klatch, the after-church bake sale, ev... Read More

August 10, 2008

Ahearn column: Council dives in on sinkhole crisis

(Program note: The following is a taped broadcast of the Greensboro City Council's Aug. 11 emergency session on sinkholes. It airs again at 2 a.m. Aug. 24, immediately after "Weekend Wastewater Roundup.") MAYOR YVONNE JOHNSON: Let's go ahead and get start... Read More

August 8, 2008

Ahearn: Hispanics fear profiling as ICE plans roadblocks

It’s meant as a catchy statewide campaign to remind drivers of the .08 blood alcohol limit for DWI: Friday-night sobriety checkpoints timed to coincide with today’s date, 8/8/08. But for members of the Hispanic community, already on edge amid claims o... Read More

August 1, 2008

Ahearn: Yes, we have no cucumbers

It’s silly, I know, that three words can mean so much. But when uttered by a loved one or close friend, a neighbor, a co-worker, or, for that matter, the lady who does my dry cleaning, those three words change everything. “I like cucumbers.” Well...... Read More

July 30, 2008

Ahearn: Rental blues? Call 373-2111

At last, joy in Riverless City this week at what — knock on wood — looks like a turnaround by Arco Realty, for 55 years a key player in Greensboro’s low-rent housing market. With the clock ticking down to a Dec. 31 deadline for all rental units in t... Read More

July 27, 2008

Agapion tenants are last on inspection list

Under the big oaks at Heritage House Apartments, the aging, run-down complex that has posed an eyesore for decades at the intersection of Summit and East Cone, it's 92 in the shade. Still, hell is freezing over. Irene Agapion-Palamaris, 38, heir apparent... Read More

July 25, 2008

Sidney Lowe II: 'Oops,' goes the silver spoon alibi

Somebody, cut him a break. And this time, with a metal utensil. Granted, Sidney Lowe II did get a private room at the county hotel, befitting the son of an N.C. State basketball coach. Still, he was “scared out of his mind,” his lawyers said. So, it...... Read More

July 23, 2008

Ahearn: Urban chickens home to roost

Tooling along West Wendover the other day, I could have sworn I saw chickens pecking in the grass on the shoulder. "You weren’t dreaming,” Shirley Morehead Simmons assured me. “You saw chickens on Wendover.” It was true. There at the city line, 40... Read More

July 20, 2008

A beacon in our small world

Retired Greensboro doctor Paul Long was aboard his boat in Virginia last Sunday when he got an e-mail: “They found Mark.” Reading the story of Mark Hoffmann, a longtime homeless, mentally ill man who left Greensboro in May and turned up recently in hi... Read More

July 18, 2008

Ahearn: American Girl, beware of what the future brings

(Lorraine Ahearn is attending a conference on media convergence. In her place appears Hack Crawstuck, syndicated critic and author of "The Future Is Gone With the Wind.") Well, summer is here, and I'm all for a little G-rated fare, a fistful of Laffy Taff... Read More

July 13, 2008

Man finds his way home

To make a long, stranger-than-fiction story short, he went home. Or at least, Mark Hoffmann got as close as he could get — the front steps of his parents’ church 331 miles from here, in a town near Baltimore. Hoffmann, 51, the shy, enigmatic homeless... Read More

June 20, 2008

Blandwood: original monster mansion

Seeing as this was the 1840s, his status as slaveholder was a given. But the more the UNCG anthropology students dug up his backyard, the more Gov. John Motley Morehead came off as something of a poseur as well. For a field study in connection with the ci... Read More

June 18, 2008

Food's demise: Gourmet meal cooked, served in just seconds

(Program note: The following edition of "The 30-Second Gourmet" was recorded before a live audience. Any views expressed do not represent The Food Network. Please heed all manufacturers' warnings.) Welcome to The Food Network. I'm Harry Hogwart, blogger a... Read More

June 16, 2008

'I think that's my father'

To thousands of motorists passing by him daily at Friendly Center, he was a street person on a bench, a man who appeared one day in 2001 and left just as abruptly in mid-May. To Kimberly Bono, however, Mark Hoffmann is more than that. He is her father, an... Read More

June 13, 2008

Here, the postman only rings once

I've never actually met Pauline, but we keep in frequent touch. She knows when all my family members' birthdays are - because of all the cards she receives - and I let her know when her tax refund check arrives. My accidental pen pal and I have mistakenly... Read More

June 11, 2008

Summer camps on fringe are affordable alternative

(Note: Lorraine Ahearn is recuperating from a freak attack of bottom-dwelling leeches. In her place appears Melody Singer, a Piedmont child behaviorist and the author of "If Your House is Childproof, How Do They Keep Getting Inside?") Well, if you're lik... Read More

June 6, 2008

Nintendo plots world conquest

The way it was explained to me, once his opponent leveled up to a Garchamp Level X, exploiting his weakness to lightning, Brian Leary's maintenance was fried, and he couldn't get any energies. Thus concluded a tense, hour-long Pokémon trading car... Read More

May 30, 2008

'Man on bench' at Friendly gone

Mark is gone. After his seven-year solitary vigil on a park bench near Friendly and Wendover avenues, Greensboro's most visible but enigmatic homeless person has left. One Sunday morning in May, according to the owners at the nearby BP, Mark Hoffmann, 51...... Read More

May 23, 2008

Ahearn: DSS makes a federal case of an orphan's house

When foster kids hit the magic age of 18 and typically leave the government-issue nest of the system to fly solo in an adult world, Guilford County wants to help them. Should the DSS drop its appeal? Read More

April 25, 2008

Ahearn: The Piaggio isn't your mom's old scooter

I had a jarring sense of deja vu on West Market the other day when I saw a dead ringer for my mother's 1960 baby-blue Chevy Kingswood station wagon driving the opposite way. The reason this was jarring? It wasn't just the miracle by which this ungainly Ei... Read More

April 16, 2008

Buried alive by a disease called 'consumption'

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April 2, 2008

Ahearn: 'La Vela' is a candle to light a stranger's way

My mom was under the dryer at Hilda's, her hairdresser's, when a Hispanic couple came in to ask, in fragmented gestures, if the young woman could use the rest room. Hilda, a good southern lady, naturally obliged, but grew concerned when 10 minutes turned... Read More

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